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Before Or After?

After noticing a beautiful young blonde sitting on her own in a pub, a suave, sophisticated young man confidently strolled over to the table where she was sat and said: "What can I get you, gorgeous?"...
16:02 Tue 15th Oct 20132 answers, last by Sqad 16:05 Tue 15th Oct 2013
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"love In Prevence"

Does anyone remember a series from about thirty years ago called "Romance in Provence"? My OH mentioned it, and I don't remember it. I was wondering who was in it....
18:02 Mon 14th Oct 201316 answers, last by tonyav 18:31 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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Italian

An Italian American man is very self-conscious about his height, or lack thereof. His friends always steer clear of the subject. One day, he and a friend went to lunch at a Subway shop. "I'll take the...
16:17 Mon 14th Oct 201311 answers, last by Svejk 17:56 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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Upset

On a bright sunny morning the lion awoke feeling hung-over, really rowdy and rather mean. He went roaring out of his den and cornering a small monkey, roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"...
23:22 Sun 13th Oct 20132 answers, last by starone 22:22 Mon 14th Oct 2013
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Tarzan

Once Tarzan and all animals of Jungle had a swimming lake party. Tarzan took off his underwear and started walking towards the water. All the animals burst out laughing at Tarzan. Tarzan felt...
17:54 Sun 13th Oct 20134 answers, last by frugalfred 20:04 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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Suing

A woman walks into her bosses' office with this complaint: "All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you haven't sexually harassed me, I'm suing you for...
19:25 Fri 27th Sep 20134 answers, last by Tbone56 09:33 Sat 28th Sep 2013
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I Would Have Laughed Too.

Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first boy was to say "My fair maiden...I have come to snatch a kiss and...
22:19 Thu 26th Sep 20138 answers, last by Dayana 18:01 Fri 27th Sep 2013
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Two Bagels

It was a terrible night, blowing cold and was raining in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted, and the local baker was just about to close up shop when a little man slipped through the...
17:43 Thu 26th Sep 20134 answers, last by davetuc 14:45 Fri 27th Sep 2013
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Double Bed Please

While registering at a hotel, a couple asked for a room with a double bed. The clerk Apologised and said that the only rooms available had twin beds. Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't know....
23:04 Wed 25th Sep 20136 answers, last by davetuc 14:42 Fri 27th Sep 2013
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It's That Naughty Johnny Again

One day, during English class, Miss Figpot asked her class, "who can tell me the meaning of indifferent?" The class fidgets a little, and they all look at one another. No one knows. Finally, Little...
15:27 Wed 25th Sep 20133 answers, last by davetuc 14:43 Fri 27th Sep 2013
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Swapping

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside,...
16:08 Tue 24th Sep 20138 answers, last by frugalfred 16:46 Tue 24th Sep 2013
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Families

An usher at the entrance to the synagogue stopped Sadie. The usher asked, "Are you a friend of the bride?" Sadie quickly relied, "No, of course not. I am the groom's mother." A young son said: Dad,...
19:50 Mon 23rd Sep 2013
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Mink

Kurt was going out with Lisa and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me, darling?" he asked. Lisa smiled coyly and said, "Yes, if you'll buy me a mink." Kurt thought for a moment and then...
16:05 Mon 23rd Sep 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 17:27 Mon 23rd Sep 2013
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Nude

A man requested a female blonde painter to paint him in the nude. "No" the talented blonde artist said. "I don't do that sort of thing." "I'll increase your fee two times," he said. "No, no thanks!!"...
22:52 Sun 22nd Sep 20131 answer, last by tonyav 22:53 Sun 22nd Sep 2013
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Law

A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined £100." His lawyer stood up and said, "Thank you, your honour. My client only has £75 on him...
16:47 Sun 22nd Sep 20132 answers, last by frozengal 07:59 Mon 23rd Sep 2013
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Missing

A friend’s daughter received an adorable airport play set as a gift. Since some assembly - actually, a lot of assembly - was required, her husband spent much of the day putting together the plane,...
19:48 Sat 21st Sep 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 20:54 Sat 21st Sep 2013
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Sherlock Holmes?

A stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant...
17:51 Sat 21st Sep 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 22:06 Sat 21st Sep 2013
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Cheep Cheep

Once there were these two birds that, every year for quite a few years, had one egg, which they hatched and nurtured and loved until the little chick was ready to leave the nest. Then, one year, they...
22:32 Thu 19th Sep 20136 answers, last by Canary42 00:08 Sat 21st Sep 2013
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Shot

One day, a sergeant of long service standing was trying to teach a bunch of raw recruits how to handle the rifle. The rookies were firing hither and thither and finally one of them shot the sarge in...
19:06 Thu 19th Sep 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 19:45 Thu 19th Sep 2013
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Oops Ouch

Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in his younger days. The...
15:55 Wed 18th Sep 20135 answers, last by starone 20:53 Wed 18th Sep 2013

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