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Medical X Two

An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doctor, the pharmacist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith." "Oh, he did,...
12:20 Sat 26th Oct 20132 answers, last by starone 22:57 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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Ear Ear

A woman loses both ears in an accident. A plastic surgeon she consults tells her that ear transplants are still in the testing stage, but he will do what he can. The woman undergoes the operation, and...
21:45 Fri 25th Oct 20139 answers, last by puternut 14:40 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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Problem Solved

When I went to the doctor for my yearly physical, my blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight and I didn't feel very well. My doctor said that eating right doesn't have...
12:38 Fri 25th Oct 20135 answers, last by jno 19:48 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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Daft Or What?

Two guys robbed a bank and mess it up, managing to escape with only two sacks that they find on the floor. They each take a sack, and go their separate ways. After awhile they meet again and one asks...
22:02 Thu 24th Oct 20131 answer, last by whitehill 17:49 Mon 28th Oct 2013
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Neutered

A woman had her dog neutered because she was told it would curb the animal's aggression. But the next day it savaged the postman. "I'm so sorry," she said, rushing to the man's aid. "I was told he'd...
15:10 Wed 23rd Oct 20133 answers, last by Sipowicz 15:43 Wed 23rd Oct 2013
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Exorcist

Once Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Green met during a New Year's party. After an hour talking and drinking Mrs. Smith told her friend, "They call my husband 'The Exorcist.'" With a great surprise Mrs. Green...
21:43 Tue 22nd Oct 20133 answers, last by frugalfred 22:39 Tue 22nd Oct 2013
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Foa Tilly

I hope these are alright. What do you call a Snake with Grandchildren? Nanaconda. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? A. He had no body to go with What animal has two humps and is in Alaska? A...
17:58 Tue 22nd Oct 20133 answers, last by Tilly2 21:30 Tue 22nd Oct 2013
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Just Quit

Bill had been quite the ladies man and player all his life. Now that he was getting up there in age, his doctor was getting concerned about him. "Bill," advised the doctor, "I can add 15 more years to...
22:36 Mon 21st Oct 2013
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I'm Getting

An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, 'Where are you going?' He replies, 'I'm going to the...
18:16 Mon 21st Oct 20135 answers, last by Jordyboy9 11:27 Tue 22nd Oct 2013
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How Hungry Are You?

Would you enjoy eating here, or would you be put off? I would probably give it a go, just for a laugh. http://news.sky.com/story/1156807/toilet-restaurant-would-loo-believe-it...
17:56 Mon 21st Oct 20137 answers, last by pixie373 18:22 Mon 21st Oct 2013
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Wife's Revenge

As the crowded lift descended, Mrs. Smith became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a drop dead gorgeous young lady. As the lift stopped at the main floor,...
22:39 Sun 20th Oct 20133 answers, last by frozengal 11:10 Mon 21st Oct 2013
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Get That Duck

Two guys went duck hunting. One drank a bottle and a half of whisky while the other kept watch. After two hours, a solitary duck flew up. The sober man took aim but missed. "Quick," he said to his...
18:22 Sun 20th Oct 201316 answers, last by marval 16:52 Mon 21st Oct 2013
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What Age?

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her...
12:23 Sun 20th Oct 20135 answers, last by maggiebee 16:54 Sun 20th Oct 2013
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In Bed

Two old women were sitting on a bench talking. One asked the other. "How's your husband holding up in bed these days?" The second old woman replied, "He makes me feel like an exercise bike." "How's...
21:07 Sat 19th Oct 201315 answers, last by tonyav 22:18 Sat 19th Oct 2013
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Bible Questions

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A: Pharaoh's daughter...
15:14 Fri 18th Oct 20135 answers, last by maggiebee 22:53 Fri 18th Oct 2013
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Cats Computer Dictionary

BROWSER: What I like to be at 3:00 am when I rearrange all your books on your desk. Where's a kitty supposed to lay down with all that mess? WALLPAPER: My favorite stuff, mostly in the kitchen and...
21:37 Thu 17th Oct 20132 answers, last by askyourgran 23:33 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Old Virgin

It happened on the corner of Broadway and 47th Street. The girl leaned against the building, running her fingers through her bleached hair and smiling morethan-casually at the male passers-by. She...
20:08 Thu 17th Oct 20131 answer, last by cupid04 20:09 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Five Dates

The young woman really thought she'd been very patient through a long period of dating with no talk of marriage. One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the...
15:50 Thu 17th Oct 20137 answers, last by tonyav 18:36 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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Work

The salesman reported back to his boss after several weeks on the road and said, "All I got was two orders." "What were they? Anything good?" "Nope," the salesman replied. "They were 'Get out!' and...
17:02 Wed 16th Oct 20132 answers, last by Baldric 17:35 Wed 16th Oct 2013
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It Wasn't Easy

Frank was on trial for first-degree murder, facing lethal injection if convicted, and the trial didn't seem to be going well for him. His brother had been eyeing a good-looking blonde on the jury...
17:25 Tue 15th Oct 20132 answers, last by baza 00:16 Wed 16th Oct 2013

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