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A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and...
17:44 Thu 21st Nov 20131 answer, last by starone 21:28 Thu 21st Nov 2013
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Difference Answer For Women And Men.

Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best...
17:43 Wed 20th Nov 20133 answers, last by baza 00:20 Thu 21st Nov 2013
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Are You From Yorkshire?

The works' boss, "Young Mr Peter" had to tell old Joe it was time for him to retire after 60 years with the firm. The old man was indignant: "So, it's come to this, 'as it? Ah'm not wanted any longer?...
16:46 Wed 20th Nov 20132 answers, last by marval 17:27 Thu 21st Nov 2013
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Another Don't Sit Down.

A young couple had only recently married and moved into a new home. when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet for the morning's relief,...
15:27 Tue 19th Nov 20137 answers, last by marval 22:03 Tue 19th Nov 2013
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How Many Times?

You admit to having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge. "Yes," answered the accused. "And what did you steal?" "A dress, Your Honour," replied the accused. "One dress?" echoed the...
22:53 Mon 18th Nov 20133 answers, last by cupid04 16:02 Tue 19th Nov 2013
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How To Get Painful Knees

A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from painful knees. "Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees? asked the doctor. "Every night, my...
16:18 Mon 18th Nov 20133 answers, last by frozengal 08:42 Tue 19th Nov 2013
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Word Meanings

DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in...
16:31 Sun 17th Nov 20135 answers, last by starone 23:41 Sun 17th Nov 2013
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Are You Tight?

A very tight man was looking for a gift for a friend. Everything was too expensive, except for a broken glass vase which he could purchase for almost nothing. He asked the store to send it, hoping his...
15:45 Sun 17th Nov 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:13 Sun 17th Nov 2013
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F.u.c.k.

The children and grand children of an elderly Jewish woman decided to send grandma on a cruise. Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser. He looked at it and said, "Oh, I see you...
20:29 Sat 16th Nov 201312 answers, last by tonyav 22:09 Sat 16th Nov 2013
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Irish

Six Irish men were playing poker when one of them played a bad hand and died. The rest drew straws to see who would tell his wife. One man draws the shortest straw and goes to his friend’s house to...
18:00 Sat 16th Nov 20131 answer, last by chrissa1 18:02 Sat 16th Nov 2013
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Irish Logic

Paddy, Mick and Charlie were moving furniture. While Mick and Charlie were struggling with a particularly heavy oak wardrobe, Charlie noticed that Paddy was nowhere in sight. “Mick, where's Paddy?"...
22:04 Fri 15th Nov 20134 answers, last by cupid04 16:26 Sat 16th Nov 2013
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Another Little Collection.

The car park I was in today had a sign which said "You will be charged after two hours". "How kind," I thought as I parked my electric car. I walked into a cobblers and asked "Do you repair shoes?"...
16:12 Fri 15th Nov 20132 answers, last by marval 17:34 Sat 16th Nov 2013
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Just A Little Collection

I am in the army and my sergeant said to me, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!" To which I replied, "Oh, thank you very much, sir!" "Ladies and gents." That concludes our tour of...
18:44 Wed 13th Nov 20138 answers, last by maggiebee 11:10 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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Naked Is Allowed

An American tourist in Scotland walked up to a beautiful loch, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn`t see anyone, and undressed and just as she was about to dive in, a man...
16:47 Tue 12th Nov 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:06 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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Husband And Wife

An old lady had been married for many years when suddenly her husband died. This is what she put on his tombstone: "The Light of My Life Has Gone Out." Not long afterwards she met, fell in love with...
17:22 Mon 11th Nov 20136 answers, last by starone 09:18 Tue 12th Nov 2013
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What's Your Position?

According to a new article in a magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive. Women who sleep on their stomachs are...
19:26 Sun 10th Nov 20139 answers, last by frozengal 09:25 Mon 11th Nov 2013
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British Gas?

A man knocked at the door of a house. The lady of the house opened the door. The man said, "I am the here, to fix your leaky pipe." The Lady said, "We don't have a leaky pipe here." The plumber says,...
15:56 Sun 10th Nov 20135 answers, last by starone 09:10 Tue 12th Nov 2013
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Quantum Theory Of Socks

Philosophers have long wondered why socks have this habit of getting lost, and why humans always end up with large collections of unmatched odd socks. One school of thought says that socks are very...
14:46 Sun 10th Nov 20137 answers, last by starone 09:06 Tue 12th Nov 2013
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Which Toilet Paper?

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian....
16:47 Sat 09th Nov 20136 answers, last by tonyav 14:45 Sun 10th Nov 2013
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Don't Sit Down

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably...
22:32 Fri 08th Nov 201349 answers, last by tonyav 22:07 Sat 09th Nov 2013

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