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Ideas Please

My Oh who is a type 2 diabetic has had to have five teeth in a row taken out. He might have to have nearly all of them out sometime soon. I am looking for ideas for food that I can give him that...
17:34 Wed 10th May 201721 answers, last by arjay 06:21 Thu 11th May 2017
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I Am

I am sitting in with a medium to learn the business. At the moment I am just a sidekick....
17:04 Wed 10th May 20171 answer, last by Chipchopper 19:57 Wed 10th May 2017
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Nobody Slept

A Man returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As he went into the bedroom about 2 a.m., he found his two children in bed with his wife, apparently...
17:34 Sat 06th May 2017
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Oops

A man travelling on a train asked the ticket collector what time the train stopped at Huntingdon. "This train doesn't stop at Huntingdon, its the express." "You're joking! I need to get off at...
22:35 Fri 05th May 20171 answer, last by -SharonA- 15:59 Sat 06th May 2017
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Which Bed?

Two new prisoners were shown to their cell. "How long are you in for?" asked the first. "Eighteen years," replied the second. "How about you?" "Twenty-five years.” “So since you are getting out...
18:15 Fri 05th May 20171 answer, last by hereIam 18:19 Fri 05th May 2017
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I Vowed

I vowed to sneak into a Phil Collins concert without a ticket. But people said I would never succeed. Despite heavy security and CCTV I was able to blag my way in at the end and hear him sing the last...
17:49 Wed 03rd May 20174 answers, last by murraymints 18:43 Wed 03rd May 2017
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Why Did I Look?

Just saw the word finnies in latest posts. Decided to look them up, I have now learnt something new. Look if you dare. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=A%20Finnie...
14:10 Sun 30th Apr 20176 answers, last by marval 14:23 Sun 30th Apr 2017
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I Didn't

Because I didn't pay my syntax. I have ended up with a poorly constructed prison sentence....
13:58 Sun 30th Apr 20171 answer, last by zebo 23:12 Sun 30th Apr 2017
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Watch What You Say Guys.

"What happened to you?" asked the bystander of the man lying on the pavement outside of the beauty parlour. The man shook his head groggily and rubbed his bruised chin. "Last thing I remember was my...
16:57 Sat 29th Apr 20172 answers, last by Tilly2 20:19 Sat 29th Apr 2017
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I Might Want

On their wedding night, the young bride went up to her new husband. "Since we're married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I don't want sex at...
18:13 Fri 28th Apr 2017
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More Barging

Is anyone going to watch "Barging Brits In The Sun." It is on Channel five at 8.00pm. It is a one off, I shall give it a go. Here is a bit about it. Summary An affectionate look at how Great Britain's...
13:34 Fri 28th Apr 201720 answers, last by hc4361 15:54 Sun 30th Apr 2017
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Dear Connie

Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was...
22:07 Wed 26th Apr 20175 answers, last by paddyk 17:34 Thu 27th Apr 2017
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Breaking News

Two people have been arrested over phone hacker claim. I think that is a bit harsh for doing a Maori war dance over the phone?...
18:08 Mon 24th Apr 2017
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Awful Breakfast

One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, I'd like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny, and the other so...
18:32 Sun 23rd Apr 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:04 Mon 24th Apr 2017
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Call Me

"Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?" "A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" Asked his wife. The husband...
16:28 Sun 23rd Apr 20173 answers, last by Tilly2 16:37 Sun 23rd Apr 2017
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Ever Driven A Honda?

A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?" "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "No I haven't" The...
21:54 Sat 22nd Apr 20173 answers, last by weecalf 04:43 Fri 28th Apr 2017
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Who Want's To Be Frank?

There was nothing to do on this Thursday night, so the two students were just hanging around the apartment. Brenda, who was dressed in only a bra and panties, was jiggling back and forth around their...
17:05 Sat 22nd Apr 20172 answers, last by percy1946 19:55 Sat 22nd Apr 2017
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I Have

I have just bought a new blank chess board. Would you like to check it out?...
18:23 Wed 19th Apr 20177 answers, last by chiaroscuro 18:47 Wed 19th Apr 2017
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An Electrician

An electrician was out late one night and met his wife in the kitchen as he sneaked in the front door. His wife asked, "Wire ya insulate?" He replied, Watts it to ya, I'm ohm, ain't I?...
15:55 Sat 15th Apr 201710 answers, last by Bazile 15:01 Wed 19th Apr 2017
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I Have

I have just got a job measuring Cadbury's hot chocolate powder. It's only temporary. I'm weighing up the Options....
17:08 Fri 14th Apr 20171 answer, last by maggiebee 11:02 Thu 20th Apr 2017

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