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One Man's Dilemma

This morning as a man was buttoning his shirt, a button fell off. After that, he picked up his briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then he went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. He then...
19:19 Tue 11th Apr 20173 answers, last by baza 00:24 Wed 12th Apr 2017
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Latest Reports

Reports are coming in of a pair of kids who seem to be setting up some kind of criminal network based on a code of honour. Where punishments are harsh but there is always respect. Local police suggest...
13:40 Sun 09th Apr 2017
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I Put

I put a clock under my bench at work. I was asked to work overtime....
17:34 Sat 08th Apr 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 18:23 Sat 08th Apr 2017
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Sound Mind

The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her will after her long awaited death. "Being of sound mind," read the lawyer, "I spent every last cent before I died."...
22:18 Fri 07th Apr 20176 answers, last by Jackdaw33 12:54 Sat 08th Apr 2017
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I Went

I went fishing today; I caught all kinds of fish. Until they threw me out of the aquarium....
19:24 Thu 06th Apr 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 19:48 Thu 06th Apr 2017
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How Many?

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs...
16:37 Thu 06th Apr 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 20:35 Thu 06th Apr 2017
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The Things Our Darling Little Ones Say

JACK (3) was watching his mum breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" MELANIE (5) asked her Gran how old she was....
22:11 Wed 05th Apr 20175 answers, last by marval 13:43 Sun 09th Apr 2017
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Young Bill

Young Bill was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Bill's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Bill spied his...
17:30 Tue 04th Apr 20174 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:49 Wed 05th Apr 2017
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Biology Revisited

This is what children think. When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. Thesaurus is an ancient reptile...
18:28 Mon 03rd Apr 2017
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A Fine Day

Two deeply religious Irish retirees were sitting on a patio playing checkers and sipping fine Irish whiskey. They enjoyed the mid-day sun almost as much as much as watching the local citizens walk by....
19:34 Sun 02nd Apr 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 20:01 Sun 02nd Apr 2017
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Why God Made Mums

Children's thoughts on mums. Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the sellotape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How...
16:40 Sat 01st Apr 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 17:00 Sat 01st Apr 2017
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Dear King

Dear King, I have reviewed your methods and I feel some minor alterations could be made to increase efficiency. Next time an Egg person injures himself falling from a wall. Instead of sending all of...
15:56 Sat 01st Apr 20173 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:15 Sun 02nd Apr 2017
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I Have

I have just finished reading a detective novel. It is called. "Mystery in the Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung...
23:01 Wed 29th Mar 201710 answers, last by elliemay1 18:17 Fri 31st Mar 2017
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I Was

I was sitting plucking away at my guitar when I thought. This thing doesn't have any feathers....
16:26 Tue 28th Mar 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 13:12 Wed 29th Mar 2017
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Taters People

Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work. They are called "Speck Taters." Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at...
18:13 Mon 27th Mar 2017
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A Man

A man stopped me in the street and asked if I had the correct time on me. I replied "I'm sorry I haven't, my watch is five minutes slow."...
15:55 Mon 27th Mar 2017
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I Am Leaving

A minister, having served the same church for many years, decided to leave and take a similar position in another church. Without telling anyone he had made this decision or writing a letter to the...
19:07 Sun 26th Mar 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 19:28 Sun 26th Mar 2017
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Same

Looking in the shopping centre for a nightgown, a 40-ish something lady tried her luck in a shop known for its sexy lingerie. To her delight, she found just what she was looking for. Waiting in the...
14:29 Sun 26th Mar 20171 answer, last by Hopkirk 19:53 Sun 26th Mar 2017
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Argue

I was in a nightclub queue when two men in front of me started arguing. One guy pushed the other and said, "Four, nine." The other man pushed him back and said, "Sixteen, twenty-five." A bouncer...
19:29 Thu 23rd Mar 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:11 Thu 23rd Mar 2017
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Hope You Don't Need Technical Help

Technical Support Request Form 1. Describe your problem: 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C....
18:53 Mon 20th Mar 2017

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