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I have just got back from a holiday in Italy. A group of us went climbing in the Alps On the last day I shouted from a mountaintop in Italy. And a famous author answered. I definitely heard an Eco....
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Good Girls & Bad Girls Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner." Bad girls say, "What’s for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man. Bad girls go after him and his brother....
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My friends all think I'm a genius because I studied at Yale. I can't bear to tell them I'm a locksmith....
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A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the lawyer asked the senior partner of the...
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At a family get together, a young boy of about eight years of age asks his father, "What does fornication mean?" The dad is freaked out by the question and demands to know, "Where did you hear a word...
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I have a dog that talks in its sleep. One day a visitor was astonished to hear the dog bellow. "My name is Christopher Columbus! I am seven hundred years old! I own America! I married Marilyn Monroe!"...
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Humans: Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying: a ) Welcome home B ) The phone rang twice while you were out c ) Feed me, NOW Your cat meows at the door when you go...
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While shopping for holiday clothes, a man and woman passed a display of swimming costumes. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since she had even considered buying a costume, so she...
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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself. "Two plus five, that son of a *** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a *** is nine." “What are you doing?” asked his mother....
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A new species of owl has been discovered in America. The bird, which has an unusual scarlet colouration was discovered on the dock of the bay in San Francisco. The common name has yet to be decided...
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I can’t believe it. I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now....
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A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband. “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug. He only leaves the handle.” The...
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I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I can’t fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle....
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A man went In to a boomerang shop. "I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.” He said. “Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"...
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A patient went to see Dr Sqad. Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor Sqad said “Don't worry, it is my first too.”...
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I have heard that the American Secret Service had to change their commands. They can't say "Get down!" anymore when the President is under attack. Now it's "Donald! Duck!"...
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A train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let...
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I bought some pork chops the other day. I told the butcher to make them lean. He said which way....
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A general and an admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves -- the barbers were reaching for some aftershave to slap on their faces. The admiral...
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There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the...

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