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Vagus

We’ve Just Had….

Frozen leftover curry, defrosted and heated, obviously, sweet potato bajees, veg samosas, rice, and peshwari naan.
Soon to be followed by a new one on us..Costco bread and butter pud. Don't usually... ...
20:09 Sat 02nd Dec 202314 answers, last by nicebloke1 22:09 Sat 02nd Dec 2023
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naomi24

The Most Handsome Man … The Most Beautiful Woman …

... ever.   You choose.   Watching 'Archie: the man who became Cary Grant' ... and wondered.  
21:38 Fri 01st Dec 202346 answers, last by retrocop 20:33 Sat 02nd Dec 2023
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barry1010

Just Seen A Recipe For 'Fabulous Mince Pies'

1 jar mincemeat I pack frozen pastry.   Not like mother made, then
18:02 Sat 02nd Dec 202317 answers, last by Barsel 00:55 Sun 03rd Dec 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours.
So they called it a day.
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I wrote a book about an amazing basement.
.It was a best cellar.
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I ordered a Hans Solo steak at a... ...
13:29 Sat 02nd Dec 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 17:45 Sat 02nd Dec 2023
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Canary42

R I P Brigit

Yet another one gone - I remember her well in Likely Lads as Thelma. Not very old either. As has been raised elsewhere, why do so many pop off at Christmastime... ...
00:24 Sat 02nd Dec 202320 answers, last by New Judge 15:51 Sat 02nd Dec 2023
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seekeerz

The K M Links Game - December 2023 Week 1

Good morning everyone - no sign of Summer here today, you'd think it was .....well not quite Winter still, but it's overcast and threatening more rain (not that I'm complaining) - pretty miserable... ...
03:05 Sat 02nd Dec 202344 answers, last by cliffyg 20:28 Sun 03rd Dec 2023
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Rondy

Airport

I was at the airport the other day and a bloke fainted face down on the baggage carousel….. He came around eventually.
14:38 Fri 01st Dec 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 17:56 Fri 01st Dec 2023
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Rondy

There's More

Wife asked me why the fridge was full of stir fry!
I told her I must have been sleep wokking aagain. ___ Which girl is best at keeping a secret?
Chantelle. ___ I'm not going back to the gym.
First... ...
13:41 Fri 01st Dec 20232 answers, last by Squitty 12:29 Sat 02nd Dec 2023
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barry1010

When Was The Last Time You...

Wrote a letter by hand, put a stamp on the envelope and posted it? Apart from sending official forms, documents and portrait photos that couldn't be emailed, I can't remember the last time I posted... ...
09:47 Fri 01st Dec 202332 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 14:31 Fri 01st Dec 2023
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Smowball

He Won’t Put Our Tree Up This Weekend : (

Every single year we go and buy our real  Christmas tree at a certain garden centre, bring it home and then decorate it, plus put all the other decorations up. Admittedly I do 95% of it but I love... ...
14:11 Fri 01st Dec 202323 answers, last by Tuvok 18:10 Sun 03rd Dec 2023
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Patsy33

My Wife Left Me

My wife left me due to my obsession with football. We've been married for 15 seasons..
12:06 Thu 30th Nov 20236 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:25 Thu 30th Nov 2023
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barry1010

Own Brand Baked Beans Recommendation, Please

My wife has decided to try an alternative to Heinz as she thinks the price is now silly.  She buys either the small 200g tins or the snackpots, depending on which is cheaper. Are Tesco beans any... ...
06:39 Thu 30th Nov 202352 answers, last by Vagus 10:04 Fri 01st Dec 2023
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sandyRoe

Rip Shane Mcgowan

He seems to have been a man who burned the candle at both ends.
13:05 Thu 30th Nov 202352 answers, last by ynnafymmi 20:19 Thu 30th Nov 2023
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Vagus

Sandy, Our Newest Family Member

He's now two weeks old, full name Aleksander as he's from Russian heritage but will be known as Sandy. He was born by emergency c section and all is now well, thankfully. It made me wonder, Sandy... ...
18:20 Wed 29th Nov 202316 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 10:13 Fri 01st Dec 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

Me: I can't see my penis because my stomach is so big.
Doctor: You should diet.
Me: Okay but what colour! ___ I got onto a plane at the airport this morning and it had an aisle that went on for ages....
08:06 Thu 30th Nov 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 10:29 Thu 30th Nov 2023
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Patsy33

Re-Newing Online Passport.

I'm going to apply fir a renewed passport online later. When putting photo code in, I need to have it sent to my email. The thing is, mine is messed up and I can't use. Is it alright to use my... ...
17:34 Wed 29th Nov 20236 answers, last by Patsy33 18:10 Wed 29th Nov 2023
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Patsy33

Boat Story

Anyone watching this black comedy? We've watched 5 episodes so far. I think it's so good. Great writing and characters, like Daisy Haggard and Tchéky Karyo, just to name a few. Quite funny at times,... ...
11:36 Mon 27th Nov 202312 answers, last by Patsy33 17:12 Wed 29th Nov 2023
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Rondy

There's More

My boss said to me: "Why do you come out in a rash when I give you your wages?"
I said: "It's because I'm allergic to peanuts!" ___ Stupid driver next to me is putting on makeup!
I was so shocked I... ...
10:22 Wed 29th Nov 20233 answers, last by Ken4155 13:51 Wed 29th Nov 2023
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nailedit

Detox Last Day Today

And then off home in the morning.  Just wanted to thank everyone who's supported me this last week.   Couldn't reply to everyone individually so a collective thank you to you all. All been very much... ...
10:43 Tue 28th Nov 202340 answers, last by pastafreak 13:31 Wed 29th Nov 2023
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Rondy

There's More

I was going to cook a surprise Korean meal for the wife today.
But someone let the cat out of the bag! ___ Went to see a fortune teller last week and she told me a lot of money would be coming my... ...
12:19 Tue 28th Nov 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 13:17 Tue 28th Nov 2023

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