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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird...
07:52 Wed 08th Mar 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 13:14 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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ToraToraTora

Songs With A Carry On Film In Their Title.....

I don't mean the words "carry on" I mean the main subject, eg carry on jack.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruTMp4_sy1E...
13:13 Mon 06th Mar 202369 answers, last by jno 18:58 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The machine at the American coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents....
12:56 Sun 05th Mar 20234 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:35 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Bazile

Orthopaedic Trainers

Looking for retailers that sell wide fitting women's orthopaedic trainers ,please...
20:01 Sun 26th Feb 20235 answers, last by woofgang 22:51 Sun 26th Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape....
07:18 Fri 24th Feb 20235 answers, last by dustypuss 17:20 Fri 24th Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll....
10:51 Tue 21st Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:22 Tue 21st Feb 2023
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Canary42

Hignfy Joke

https://ibb.co/grPqpzd...
20:07 Wed 15th Feb 20235 answers, last by Patsy33 20:48 Wed 15th Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I can tell I'm getting old because my kids don't want to listen to Whitesnake with me, so here I go again on my own.
06:52 Tue 07th Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:36 Tue 07th Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The...
07:14 Thu 02nd Feb 20237 answers, last by jaffa19471 07:58 Fri 03rd Feb 2023
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Jomlett

Birdwatching With Sinead

Currently birdwatching with Sinead O’Connor. So far it’s been 7 Owls and 15 Jays......
18:42 Thu 19th Jan 20236 answers, last by Patsy33 20:27 Thu 19th Jan 2023
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1ozzy

As A Man Ages..

..should he be proud or embarrassed about his moobs? Asking for a friend,,...
04:25 Thu 19th Jan 202321 answers, last by 1ozzy 03:23 Fri 20th Jan 2023
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Dizmo

The Control Room

Has anyone seen The Control Room? It's a short (3 episode) TV thriller (available on BBC iPlayer). It stars Iain De Caestecker and Joanna Vanderham. I've watched the first episode and must admit I am...
21:15 Wed 18th Jan 20236 answers, last by Patsy33 09:15 Thu 19th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them....
06:46 Tue 17th Jan 20235 answers, last by Ken4155 11:10 Tue 17th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I was in a lingerie shop. I said to the assistant "Are these panties satin?" She said "No, they're new."...
07:22 Thu 12th Jan 20237 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:33 Fri 13th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Grandad asked me how to print on his computer. I said control P. He said I haven't been able to do that for years....
06:57 Wed 11th Jan 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 07:19 Wed 11th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I've got the memory of an elephant. I remember one time I went to the zoo, I saw an elephant....
07:18 Mon 09th Jan 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 16:12 Mon 09th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Don't use "beef stew" as a computer password. It's not stroganoff....
07:00 Fri 23rd Dec 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 12:53 Fri 23rd Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm selling my low mileage DeLorean. It's only been used from time to time....
06:55 Mon 19th Dec 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 14:11 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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jmeh

Hitchin Rotary Quiz

If you don't like a mixed choir sleep through it ? Any ideas please...
13:00 Fri 16th Dec 20226 answers, last by Patsy33 16:56 Fri 16th Dec 2022
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ToraToraTora

Today I'm Looking For Songs With Geometric Figures In The Title.

Here's an easy one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgpXSoWBAVA...
15:35 Thu 15th Dec 202279 answers, last by ToraToraTora 09:08 Fri 16th Dec 2022

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