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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I’m reading a great book about an immortal dog – It's impossible to put down....
07:05 Tue 13th Dec 20224 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 09:51 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife and I are having big arguments about what to wear while gardening. She keeps digging in her heels....
07:02 Sat 10th Dec 20228 answers, last by Kidd72 19:47 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Venison’s dear, isn’t it?...
08:57 Mon 05th Dec 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 11:36 Mon 05th Dec 2022
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1ozzy

Fun Times,,

,,or arguments in the retirement village https://ibb.co/6r79x45...
05:14 Sun 27th Nov 20223 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:49 Sun 27th Nov 2022
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Ardbeg

Sweetie Quiz

Sounds like part of the ribs Key connects stretch and smaller...
15:31 Wed 23rd Nov 20223 answers, last by Fudgie123 12:01 Thu 01st Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck - you're drunk. Ducks don't talk....
06:48 Wed 23rd Nov 20228 answers, last by Spicerack 09:11 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The only bad thing about my six figure salary is the decimal point.
07:41 Sun 20th Nov 20225 answers, last by jno 15:02 Sun 20th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
07:40 Sat 19th Nov 202215 answers, last by Patsy33 11:53 Sat 19th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I was working in a health food shop. This guy's walks in and says "Evening Primrose Oil" I said "It's Mr Hopkirk to you"...
07:03 Tue 08th Nov 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 12:53 Tue 08th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I told my friend I had come to his fancy dress party as a harp. He said I was too small to be a harp. I said "Are you calling me a lyre?"...
09:09 Sun 06th Nov 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 12:47 Sun 06th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My mate David was a victim of ID theft. Now we just call him Dav....
06:34 Mon 31st Oct 20226 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:39 Mon 31st Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I've just started writing a book on hurricanes. It's only a draft at the moment....
06:07 Mon 24th Oct 202211 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 09:26 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables. jack and the beans talk....
06:15 Sun 23rd Oct 202211 answers, last by DTCwordfan 23:33 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist....
06:40 Fri 21st Oct 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 15:25 Fri 21st Oct 2022
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quizbrew

Bird Names Quiz

All the answers are the names of birds. Any ideas gratefully received! 1. Bird watching perhaps (5 letters) 2. Mick Jagger perhaps (8,7 letters)...
17:24 Mon 17th Oct 20228 answers, last by quizbrew 18:08 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Jokes Of The Day

To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts. To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket. You can't run but you can hide. To the person while stole my...
06:10 Thu 13th Oct 202210 answers, last by Aysha123 10:50 Tue 10th Jan 2023
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redbierdie

Farleigh Hospice Quiz Finish Dec 31. Let’s Celebrate No 28 Move Up!

Let’s celebrate 28 Move up!...
15:14 Sun 09th Oct 202220 answers, last by redbierdie 15:26 Wed 12th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I met a gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants. It was Weggie Kray....
06:12 Fri 07th Oct 20225 answers, last by William51 08:03 Mon 10th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I recently entered a competition to see who has gained most weight and lost most hair. Obviously it wasn't called that, it was advertised as a school reunion....
06:00 Wed 05th Oct 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 12:46 Wed 05th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery....
08:15 Tue 04th Oct 20225 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 13:51 Tue 04th Oct 2022

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