Donate SIGN UP

Patsy33

81 to 100 of 287

First Previous 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next Last

Avatar Image
Spicerack

The Walk In I T V 9Pm

Can't wait. This could be the finest drama ever seen on British Television. If they tell the true story. Which seems unlikely but maybe they'll surprise me....
17:03 Mon 03rd Oct 202210 answers, last by Patsy33 22:20 Wed 05th Oct 2022
Avatar Image
roadman

Undigested Food

I keep waking up with a lot of undigested food on my chest kind of thing in my stomach i am trying not to eat too late at night it makes me wake up and feel really poorly and i often vomit because of...
06:56 Sun 02nd Oct 202213 answers, last by Sqad 13:55 Mon 03rd Oct 2022
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The police were hunting a burglar who regularly stole musical instruments. The guy they stopped denied it was him, but they found the lute on him....
05:57 Sat 24th Sep 202219 answers, last by Canary42 13:41 Sat 24th Sep 2022
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Dave drowned, so at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted....
06:02 Fri 23rd Sep 20229 answers, last by Patsy33 10:47 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Yes, we are back in business I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling....
06:04 Tue 20th Sep 202213 answers, last by Ken4155 08:31 Tue 20th Sep 2022
Avatar Image
Canary42

Another Amusing Little (True Allegedly) Tale From Facebook

https://ibb.co/hy7Qct4...
12:06 Sun 18th Sep 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 15:07 Sun 18th Sep 2022
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

"I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee" "Relax, you are two tents"...
05:52 Fri 26th Aug 202213 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:12 Fri 26th Aug 2022
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife asked me "is it just me or is the dog getting fat?" Apparently "it's just you" isn't the right answer....
06:03 Wed 10th Aug 202212 answers, last by wolf63 13:47 Wed 10th Aug 2022
Avatar Image
Chipchopper

Going Down

The only passenger on a 747 flight, was a criminal who used his flying skills as a bargaining chip, to land the plane safely, in return for his freedom. It was so Con-Decending...
05:14 Wed 10th Aug 20226 answers, last by Patsy33 16:19 Wed 10th Aug 2022
Avatar Image
1ozzy

I've No Idea..

..why this pooch is banned. Seems to be pretty cool to me. https://ibb.co/NLTyKhp...
05:21 Mon 08th Aug 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 11:28 Mon 08th Aug 2022
Avatar Image
1ozzy

Why Does..

.. the Norwegian navy have black lines on the side of their ships? So they can Scandinavian...
07:24 Sat 06th Aug 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 16:16 Sat 06th Aug 2022
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it....
06:03 Sat 06th Aug 20228 answers, last by Spicerack 12:35 Sat 06th Aug 2022
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I had to leave the pub last night as my friends upset me. They all told me I was fat. They kept saying you're round....
05:54 Fri 05th Aug 202212 answers, last by Khandro 15:04 Fri 05th Aug 2022
Avatar Image
1ozzy

I Hope..

..the birds spincter survived https://ibb.co/Snp7VJS...
04:54 Fri 05th Aug 202215 answers, last by Hopkirk 14:55 Fri 05th Aug 2022
Avatar Image
maggiebee

Moo

What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk? None - there is udder silence....
10:29 Mon 01st Aug 202215 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:02 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Jokes about feet are corny, but jokes about eyes are cornea.
05:14 Sat 30th Jul 202217 answers, last by piggynose 15:37 Sat 30th Jul 2022
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A genie offered to make any wish come true. I said I just wanted to be happy. Now I'm really short, live in the woods with six other men and mine diamonds all day long....
06:24 Wed 27th Jul 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:00 Thu 28th Jul 2022
Avatar Image
abbeyleigh

Is This Suitable For An Interview?

https://www.newlook.com/uk/womens/clothing/dresses/blue-ditsy-floral-chiffon-34-puff-sleeve-midi-dress/p/837684049...
16:56 Fri 22nd Jul 202217 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:55 Sat 23rd Jul 2022
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The man who invented wordsearch has died. His funeral will be held next TTISVPGKMP HJGUONQUXJ NMONDAYWZ BATKTENOPG HCVNKOTDIM...
07:06 Tue 12th Jul 20228 answers, last by Ken4155 09:18 Tue 12th Jul 2022
Avatar Image
Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I didn't understand when my wife said I was holding the bag of pasta upside down. Then the penne dropped....
05:52 Mon 11th Jul 202216 answers, last by mallyh 12:50 Mon 11th Jul 2022

81 to 100 of 287

First Previous 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next Last