Police arrested two kids, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. - I was in Tescos and saw a man and woman wrapped in a barcode....
28ac. Ye God's! Heavens above! Such studies could go on forever " ☆I☆I☆I☆I☆S My first I is based on the assumption that suit is right for 26d. Thanks in advance....
An interesting one this ! A wavy horizontal line (left to right), with three significant upward deflection "bumps". Inside (under) each bump the letters Au. Any ideas please ?...
Why was Cinderella dropped from the football team?. She kept running away from the ball!. - What is the best thing about Switzerland?. I do not know, but the flag is a big plus!. - A century age two...
Why is Peter Pan always flying?. Because he Neverlands!. - How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?. Ten tickles!. - Doctor, Doctor. Is it true exercise kills germs?. Possibly, but how...
Did you here about the circus fire?. It was in tents!. - Why should you never trust stairs?. They are always up to something!. - How does Nasa organise a party?. They planet!....
When does a joke become a Dad joke?. When it becomes apparent !. - How did the bullet lose his job?. He got fired !. - What does a house wear?. Address !....
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?"
The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now"
Ronnie Barker...
I thought today it would be nice to remember Paul in music. Can we find songs with a title which includes the following words associated with him: Paul ...... lily...... savage ... blank .... cat/s...
What did you think about the restaurant on the moon?. I am afraid it had no atmosphere!. - Doctor, Doctor. Will this ointment get rid of spots?. I never make rash promises!....
