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Parachute Club..........

Yesterday, my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. "Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?" I asked. Talking about my...
15:23 Tue 27th Mar 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 15:26 Tue 27th Mar 2018
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Dog Versus Wife............

Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of...
14:27 Wed 14th Mar 2018
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3 Quickies...............

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift! Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked...
11:26 Wed 14th Mar 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 11:33 Wed 14th Mar 2018
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Jerks And Idiots............

A drunk guy stumbles into a bar and says, „Those to my left you are all jerks. Those to my right, you are all idiots!“ A tall, muscular guy slowly stands up, puts on his cowboy hat and quietly...
19:16 Tue 13th Mar 2018
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Drowning Priest..............

A priest falls into water and soon starts to drown. But his faith in God is strong and he knows God will save him. A small boat rows to him and offers help. “No! God will help me, thank you!”...
19:12 Tue 13th Mar 20184 answers, last by spathiphyllum 19:49 Tue 13th Mar 2018
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Eating Chocolate...........

A boy is sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sits down next to him and says: “Eating so much chocolate is not healthy for you boy.” The boy replies: “My...
19:09 Tue 13th Mar 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 19:36 Tue 13th Mar 2018
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Caught In Bed...........

A husband comes home early from work and catches his wife in bed with his best friend. He is upset and very angry. He goes into the cupboard and brings out a loaded shotgun. The friend says, "What are...
19:38 Mon 12th Mar 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 20:04 Mon 12th Mar 2018
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The Phone Call............

A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings. She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens. She is speaking in a cheery voice, "Hi, I'm so glad you called. Really?...
12:00 Mon 12th Mar 20187 answers, last by marval 16:39 Mon 12th Mar 2018
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What Is Missing...............

What is missing............... One skin, two skin, three skin, five skin.........
16:11 Fri 09th Mar 20182 answers, last by Old_Geezer 16:22 Fri 09th Mar 2018
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What Do You Have.......

What do have if there are nuts on the wall? Walnuts........... What do you have if you have nuts on your chest? Chestnuts............. What do you have if you have nuts on your chin? ????...
15:54 Fri 09th Mar 201815 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:44 Fri 09th Mar 2018
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Trump.........

Donald Trump was recently asked "Do you know the difference between Sunni and Shia?" He replied " I don't know which is which but I know they sung I got you babe"...
15:50 Fri 09th Mar 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 15:51 Fri 09th Mar 2018
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My Girlfriend............

My girlfriend is a stunner! She works in an abattoir....
15:49 Fri 09th Mar 20183 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:59 Fri 09th Mar 2018
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The Lottery...................

I said to the missus "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She scoffed and said "I'd take the lot, and leave you." With that, I produced my ticket - "There you go. Have a nice life, and enjoy the...
15:48 Fri 09th Mar 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 15:52 Fri 09th Mar 2018
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Telephone Survey...........

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of...
16:18 Tue 06th Mar 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 17:14 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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Not For The Young...........

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop-off. On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping...
15:57 Mon 05th Mar 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 18:19 Mon 05th Mar 2018
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Nice Dog...........

The lady said to the boy, "That's a nice dog you have. What do you call it?" The boy, "Anything I like. Its deaf."...
15:43 Thu 01st Mar 201811 answers, last by zabado 20:22 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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The Big Drum.................

The Salvation Army band was marching down the road. When they came to the 'T' junction at the bottom of the hill the band turned to the left. The man with the big drum went to other way, turning...
15:41 Thu 01st Mar 20186 answers, last by maggiebee 15:40 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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Be Helpful................

This morning at the Tesco check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all of her change she only had just under £10. I thought she was probably...
15:54 Tue 27th Feb 20186 answers, last by Garaman 18:35 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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The Gorilla..............

A zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem....
15:47 Tue 27th Feb 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 16:22 Tue 27th Feb 2018

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