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Amazing Exercise For People Over 60

AMAZING EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 60 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your...
11:04 Sun 17th Dec 20176 answers, last by elliemay1 15:29 Sun 17th Dec 2017
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Womb.........

Two Arabic doctors are having an argument. The first one says ''I am sure it is spelled ' woooom' The second say ''No you are wrong,it's definitely Whoomm. A nurse overhears the argument and says to...
13:18 Mon 11th Dec 2017
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A Few One Liners............

I wouldn’t say they were posh, but the toilet coughed before it flushed. I wouldn’t say my wife’s ugly, but the milkman flirts with me. When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn’t...
11:20 Sun 10th Dec 20174 answers, last by marval 22:03 Sun 10th Dec 2017
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Irish Nails

Two Irishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realises its upside down and throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says, "Why are you throwing them...
14:17 Mon 04th Dec 20174 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:40 Tue 05th Dec 2017
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Sports Entrants...............

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympics but they haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish,...
13:54 Mon 04th Dec 20171 answer, last by Voltage 14:25 Mon 04th Dec 2017
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Brave Man Jokes...........

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do...
11:35 Wed 29th Nov 2017
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Harassment...............

All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you haven't sexually harassed me, I'm suing you for discrimination.............
15:54 Tue 28th Nov 20171 answer, last by Bazile 15:58 Tue 28th Nov 2017
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The Frog...........

Scientists tested a frog. They cut its legs off and said "Jump". The frog didn't jump. Scientists therefore concluded that when frogs lose their legs they become deaf.............
15:38 Tue 28th Nov 20173 answers, last by Bazile 15:47 Tue 28th Nov 2017
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Old Goats.............

A group of Britons were travelling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used....
14:24 Mon 27th Nov 2017
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Nationalities.............

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a...
12:05 Sun 26th Nov 20172 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:56 Wed 29th Nov 2017
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Grumpy Pharmacist................

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times...
11:50 Fri 24th Nov 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 13:31 Fri 24th Nov 2017
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Women Who Know Their Place

In Kabul, Afghanistan it was noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands before the conflict. On returning recently to Kabul it was observed that women still walk behind their...
11:22 Thu 23rd Nov 20173 answers, last by maggiebee 13:18 Thu 23rd Nov 2017
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Password.................

During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT at the Bank of Ireland , it was found that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin When Paddy was asked why he...
14:07 Wed 22nd Nov 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 14:24 Wed 22nd Nov 2017
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The Chancellor.................

Did you hear about the constipated Chancellor of the Exchequer?............. He couldn't budget..............
11:41 Wed 22nd Nov 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 12:13 Wed 22nd Nov 2017
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Big Red Lobster Tales.............

A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, "Big Lobster Tales, £5 each." Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the waitress, "Five pounds each for lobster tails. Is that...
14:47 Tue 21st Nov 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 15:53 Tue 21st Nov 2017
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Pharmacy................

A lady was searching the shelves in her local Pharmacy. The Pharmacist approached her & said, "Can I help you madam?" She replied "I'm looking for a good hair restorer." He said "This one is the best...
14:38 Tue 21st Nov 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 15:51 Tue 21st Nov 2017
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Unlucky Pirate............

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden...
12:13 Sat 18th Nov 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 16:30 Sat 18th Nov 2017
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Good Legs.............

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat girl dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so." I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by...
12:11 Sat 18th Nov 20171 answer, last by Zacs-Master 12:20 Sat 18th Nov 2017
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Men's Help Line.............

Men's Help Line - Hello, you have reached the Men's Help Line. My name is Bob. How can I help you? Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my...
16:35 Fri 17th Nov 20172 answers, last by Spicerack 16:42 Fri 17th Nov 2017

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