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The Sailor And The Mermaid...............

A sailor, whose head is only the size of a snooker ball, is sitting in a pub. 'What on earth happened to you?' the barman exclaims. 'My ship sank,' the sailor explains. 'A mermaid rescued me and gave...
15:52 Fri 03rd Nov 20172 answers, last by marval 15:58 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Another Blond One.........

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left...
15:48 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Hedgehogs.....................

Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road? A. a) To visit its flat mate b) To show it had guts...
15:41 Fri 03rd Nov 20175 answers, last by marval 15:58 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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On The Qe2...........

A wee Clydeside man, who has worked in the shipyards all his life, wins on the Lotto and decides to do something they could never have dreamed of doing - take a trip on one of the ships he helped...
15:30 Fri 03rd Nov 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 17:20 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Password...........

Bloke was helping his girlfriend to set up her first email address. They answered all the questions Name, address, Date of birth, username etc. However they could not decide on a password. After 10...
13:53 Thu 02nd Nov 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 15:46 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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Forgetful..............

Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94...
13:34 Thu 02nd Nov 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 13:37 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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In Church................

The preacher got up in church one Sunday morning and told the congregation. "Brothers and sisters, we are going to have to do something about people parking behind the church at night. I was out there...
13:50 Wed 01st Nov 20171 answer, last by marval 18:00 Wed 01st Nov 2017
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Three Turtles.............

Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the lemonade. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they...
13:43 Wed 01st Nov 20171 answer, last by Bazile 13:48 Wed 01st Nov 2017
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Monkey..............

A little girl realised that she had grown hair between her legs. She was worried and asked her mother about ‘that hair.’ Her mum calmly said – “That is your secret place, which we now refer to...
13:28 Wed 01st Nov 2017
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Three Grandmas.............

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'...
13:27 Wed 01st Nov 20171 answer, last by Arksided 13:30 Wed 01st Nov 2017
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Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Be Trick Or Treating:

1. You get winded from knocking on the door. 2. You have to have a kid chew the toffee for you. 3. You ask for high fibre sweets only. 4. When someone drops a chocolate bar in your bag, you lose your...
16:22 Tue 31st Oct 20174 answers, last by Bazile 16:51 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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The Love Story Of Ralph And Edna

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and...
16:19 Tue 31st Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 17:01 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Rocky.................

One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more. "Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left...
16:11 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Apache Woman............

A married woman was driving home through the dusty lands of New Mexico in her flat bed Ford, when she saw an elderly Apache woman walking along the side of the road. She stopped the truck and asked...
13:51 Mon 30th Oct 20172 answers, last by Mamyalynne 14:20 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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Two Horses.............

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?" The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I...
13:41 Mon 30th Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 14:13 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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Gas................

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of...
11:12 Mon 30th Oct 20173 answers, last by albaqwerty 11:58 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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Sipping Vodka................

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit,...
13:34 Sun 29th Oct 201710 answers, last by Patsy33 19:45 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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Room 858..........

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?" The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife...
15:06 Fri 27th Oct 20172 answers, last by Georgiesmum 09:29 Sat 28th Oct 2017

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