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Confessional.............

A priest was called away on an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional booth unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him...
15:04 Fri 27th Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 18:19 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Making A Baby.............

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well,...
15:03 Fri 27th Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 18:18 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Therapy Session............

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers & their small children... You all have obsessions, the Psychiatrist stated. I am concerned that these individual...
15:01 Fri 27th Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 18:15 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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25 Pounds Baby.............

A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his...
14:59 Fri 27th Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 18:14 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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An Old Tramp.......

An old tramp was walking along the cliff top when he saw a young lady about to jump. The tramp asks if he could make love to her. She was disgusted with his request and refused. The tramp says,...
18:02 Thu 26th Oct 20171 answer, last by Jahulaye 18:03 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Three Dead Bodies.....................

Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police call on the coroner to investigate. "First body," says the coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died...
17:42 Thu 26th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 19:38 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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What About Steve..........

A Montana rancher got in his pick-up and drove to a neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. 'Is yer Dad home?' the rancher asked. 'No sir, he ain't,' the boy...
17:34 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Glass Eye............

A banker eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The banker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands...
17:19 Thu 26th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 19:35 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Fanny Green..............

An Irishman went to confession. 'Father', he said, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out...
17:15 Thu 26th Oct 20171 answer, last by Jahulaye 17:17 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Bad Day.............

A man is sitting in a bar staring at his drink. After staring at it for half an hour without taking a sip, one of the bar regulars decides to have some fun with him. He picks up the man’s drink and...
17:08 Thu 26th Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 17:12 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Pet Centipede...........

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking...
14:33 Wed 25th Oct 20172 answers, last by albaqwerty 14:38 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Two Seniors.............

Two Senior citizens are chatting. Isn't our language odd,' one begins. Take the word shag for instance. To some people it's a seabird. To others it's a strong tobacco. To people like us it's a fond...
14:19 Wed 25th Oct 20175 answers, last by cupid04 16:04 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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No Cod..............

A deaf old lady walks into her local fishmongers and asks for a piece of cod "Sorry, Ma'am, we've got no cod" "Yes, sonny, a nice piece of cod" "We have NO cod" "I don't want haddock, just the cod"...
14:14 Wed 25th Oct 20176 answers, last by marval 22:19 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Husband Wanted............

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND...
14:12 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Childrens Names................

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are discussing their children. Rupert says...my son was born on Saint Georges Day so I called him George. Jock says....my son was born on Saint Andrews Day so I...
14:01 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Magic Sandals...............

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a...
15:19 Tue 24th Oct 20174 answers, last by murraymints 15:32 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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The Rabbit............

A man is seeking to join the Bloomfield, New Jersey's Sheriff's Office. The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must...
15:16 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Just Married................

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him,...
15:15 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Old Arthur.............

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. 'That's it,' he tells his wife. 'I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has...
15:12 Tue 24th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 15:20 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Perfect Marriage..............

An older gentleman goes into a bar and hears the other patrons discussing the ups and down of marriage. "Next week my wife and I will celebrate our fiftieth anniversary," he tells them. "That's great....
15:05 Tue 24th Oct 20174 answers, last by marval 17:59 Tue 24th Oct 2017

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