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Rugby World Cup...............

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey!"...
13:59 Sun 12th Nov 20172 answers, last by 1ozzy 21:59 Sun 12th Nov 2017
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This Is What Your Wife Needs.................

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been...
13:38 Sun 12th Nov 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 13:39 Sun 12th Nov 2017
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Proposal...........

Laura and her friend Andrea are discussing marriage... 'I'm so thrilled your boyfriend finally proposed last night', Laura smiles. 'I just wish my other half would make an honest woman of me'. 'Well...
16:27 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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Two Nuns...............

A rather drunk man was walking along the street one day. He was staggering quite a bit and made two nuns that were approaching him, very nervous. The two nuns split apart and one walked to the man's...
16:25 Fri 10th Nov 20171 answer, last by bookbinder 16:26 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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Tap, Tap.................

Two men were walking home and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty...
16:19 Fri 10th Nov 20173 answers, last by Bazile 17:39 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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The Irish Wrestler............

Paddy, the Irish wrestler was set to square off for the Olympic gold medal against Ivan, the Russian champion. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't...
16:07 Thu 09th Nov 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 17:00 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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Little Johnny Is At It Again

Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon, when the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking. “Okay class. Now I'm going to say a...
16:03 Thu 09th Nov 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 16:06 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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Staying The Night....................

A blonde goes over to visit one of her friends. While she is at her friend’s house it starts to rain, so her friend suggests she spend the night at her house and go home the next day. The blonde...
16:33 Wed 08th Nov 201710 answers, last by Patsy33 19:37 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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Deodorant..............

A man walks into a supermarket one day. The assistant comes up to him and says 'How can I help you Sir?' The man says 'I'm looking for a deodorant'. The assistant says to him 'Ball or aerosol ?' And...
15:59 Wed 08th Nov 20176 answers, last by sunny-dave 16:24 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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Great Thoughts.................

Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip around a bowling green. In ancient Greece, Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up...
14:20 Sun 05th Nov 20171 answer, last by bookbinder 14:29 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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Does It Hurt.............

Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow." Mick says, "I had that done when I was a few days old." Paddy asks, "Does it hurt?" Mick says, "Well I couldn't walk for 18 months..."...
14:10 Sun 05th Nov 20173 answers, last by Voltage 16:17 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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Behaviour.................

I witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on a local beach this morning. A man and woman were arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them....
14:04 Sun 05th Nov 20174 answers, last by EDDIE51 17:06 Tue 07th Nov 2017
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Three Workers............

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.' To the Scotsman he...
13:55 Sun 05th Nov 20172 answers, last by cupid04 14:01 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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How Much............

Paddy in Whetherspoon: He asks barman, "How much is a pint of lager?" Barman says, "A pint is £2 or a pitcher for £7" Paddy replies, "Give me a pint, feck the photo!"......
16:15 Sat 04th Nov 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 19:27 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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At The Retirement Home............

80-year old Bessie bursts into the recreation room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"...
16:12 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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Heart Warming Story..............

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said,Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie. 'She...
16:09 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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Diesel Fitter............

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher'. "I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs." The...
12:09 Sat 04th Nov 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 13:50 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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Bee Sting.....................

A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee." DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it." MAN: "You will never...
16:04 Fri 03rd Nov 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 17:32 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Hooker...............

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession....
16:02 Fri 03rd Nov 20172 answers, last by Voltage 17:37 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Medical School............

When I was young I decided to go to Medical School. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect....
15:54 Fri 03rd Nov 20171 answer, last by Bazile 15:59 Fri 03rd Nov 2017

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