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At The Pearly Gates................

Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating to or associated with...
16:29 Fri 17th Nov 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 16:33 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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Eat Rye Bread..............

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at...
16:27 Fri 17th Nov 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 16:36 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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Take Father's Advice...............

A young mouse looked out of his hole, sniffed and smelt cheese. He was about to run out to get it when he remembered his father's words and always be very careful when going after cheese. So he sat...
14:36 Thu 16th Nov 20171 answer, last by marval 17:59 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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How Yodelling Began.............

Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went...
14:33 Thu 16th Nov 20174 answers, last by marval 17:57 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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Four Worms...............

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second...
14:24 Thu 16th Nov 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 14:34 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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Counting Sheep.............

A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master. "So," says the farmer. "How...
14:13 Thu 16th Nov 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 14:32 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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A Treat...........

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!" Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck..., I'll treat her!" So,...
19:21 Wed 15th Nov 20172 answers, last by Voltage 19:27 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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The Ears............

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a...
19:15 Wed 15th Nov 20172 answers, last by Voltage 19:28 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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Its Common Sense...........

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY...
19:13 Wed 15th Nov 20173 answers, last by Voltage 20:13 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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The Change................

A Glaswegian took his wife to the local A&E, she had two black-eyes and a broken arm. The doctor asked ‘What had happened to her?’ The husband replied that ‘She was going through the change.’...
19:09 Wed 15th Nov 20173 answers, last by marval 22:17 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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Holy Email..............

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' misbehaviour that was going on. So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told...
16:09 Mon 13th Nov 20172 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:16 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Learning Magic..........

"My wife's learning magic" a man tells his mate. "She's got some great tricks". "Like what?" his friend asks. "Well she was in our bedroom when I came home yesterday. She said abracadabra and my mate...
16:04 Mon 13th Nov 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 16:06 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Fish Restaurant.........

A man ordered Turbot at a swish fish restaurant. Halfway through the meal, the waiter came to the table and asked "How are you enjoying the Turbot ?" "Its Brill" the man replied. So sorry said the...
16:01 Mon 13th Nov 201711 answers, last by marval 22:08 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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At The Police Station.............

A young woman rushes into the police station crying and obviously in a bad way. Her clothes are filthy and torn. The policeman at he desk says, "You look terrible. What's the matter?" She says "I've...
15:59 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Lost An Arm...............

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play Golf . One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He went to the top of a building...
15:48 Mon 13th Nov 20171 answer, last by albaqwerty 15:51 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Impotent...........

Sammi (a man of Afro Caribbean heritage) has been having problems in the 'bedroom' department and his wife is frustrated, she demands Sammi goes to see his GP about the problem. A few hours later the...
14:23 Sun 12th Nov 20171 answer, last by zebo 14:52 Sun 12th Nov 2017
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Almost................

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got...
14:21 Sun 12th Nov 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 20:22 Sun 12th Nov 2017
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Bar Chat.............

Two guys are chatting at the bar. I'm going out with a musician Tony tells his friend Dave. 'Last night, I was lying in bed and felt her fingers move up and down my body like she was playing the...
14:08 Sun 12th Nov 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 14:48 Sun 12th Nov 2017

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