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Superman.........

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So he asked his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that?...
15:07 Mon 23rd Oct 20172 answers, last by Arksided 15:32 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Knickers...........

A customs officer decided to search the luggage of three young women waiting to board a plane at Heathrow. The first was from London. "I see you have seven pairs of knickers in your luggage, Miss,"...
15:01 Mon 23rd Oct 20171 answer, last by Jahulaye 15:06 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Wullie..............

Wullie was having his appendix out and driving the doctor mad with questions. 'Will I be able to play the bagpipes after ma operation?' he asked. 'Of course you will' snapped the doctor. 'That's...
14:58 Mon 23rd Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 17:50 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Adoption............

A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50 foot motorhome, which is equipped with a...
14:54 Mon 23rd Oct 20175 answers, last by zebo 22:40 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Doctor Dave............

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every...
11:00 Mon 23rd Oct 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 12:01 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Bob.............

A guy walk into a bar and he orders a whiskey. He sits down and just before he takes a sip of his whiskey a guy runs in and says, "Bob! Your house burnt down!" So he runs outside but then he thinks,...
10:58 Mon 23rd Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 12:03 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Spiderman...............

My Great Uncle Bill was known by the nickname of Spiderman down at the old folks home. He wasn't particularly athletic or anything. They just called him that cause he couldn't get out of the bath....
10:55 Mon 23rd Oct 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 12:07 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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The Smoke Goes Up Just The Same...............

Why do some people say 'chimley' when the word is 'chimney'.....I await your comments.................
10:35 Mon 23rd Oct 201718 answers, last by Old_Geezer 23:33 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Dinner.............

Dave: My wife made a very odd dinner last night - toad in the hole. Tony: What's odd about that? Dave: She used real toads. Tony: Well count yourself lucky she didn't make spotted dick for dessert!...
12:41 Sun 22nd Oct 20172 answers, last by cupid04 01:05 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Three Against One...........

Three Englishman walk into a bar and spot a Welshman sitting alone at a table. One fellow said to the others, 'Let's pick a fight with that Welshman over there.' His partner replied, 'Wait, we don't...
12:41 Sun 22nd Oct 20172 answers, last by marval 15:59 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Wee Willy.............

A man was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with a nurse. One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put...
15:14 Fri 20th Oct 20171 answer, last by Voltage 15:20 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Thor................

The Norse God Thor decided to see what it was like to become mortal for a while and came down to Earth. He met a beautiful girl and they ended up spending a night of passion together. In morning Thor...
14:55 Fri 20th Oct 20173 answers, last by bhg481 14:59 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Italian Man................

A respectable lady on a bus in England overhears an Italian man talking to his friend: Emma cum a-first, then I cum. Then two asses a-cum-a together. Then I cum a-once-a-more. Two asses a-cum...
14:47 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Shoot The Pig.............

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says,. "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my...
18:53 Thu 19th Oct 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 19:23 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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At The Singles Club..................

Two blokes are in a singles club, discussing a guy sitting at the bar. 'I don't get it ,' complains the first man. 'He's not good looking and has no fashion sense, yet he always goes home with the...
18:50 Thu 19th Oct 20174 answers, last by cupid04 01:05 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Bra' Engineer.............

Calvin Jackson, an engineer from Texas, has invented a bra that prevents women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down and avoids nipples protruding through the fabric once the cold weather sets...
18:29 Thu 19th Oct 20172 answers, last by Tilly2 18:37 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Confusious Say........

Confucius say ... man with no shoes , should feel sorry for man with no feet Confucius say.....man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Confucius say.. girl who sits on judge's lap gets honourable...
15:24 Thu 19th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 15:49 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Doctor................

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's...
15:15 Thu 19th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 15:35 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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The Mirror............

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen...
15:04 Thu 19th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 15:30 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Women Golfers.............

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his...
15:07 Wed 18th Oct 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 16:09 Wed 18th Oct 2017

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