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The Cruise...........

I treated my Grandparents to a harbour cruise last weekend. Whilst we were on the water one of those high speed catamarans whizzed past. Pointing to it I said "Check out the rate of knots that boat...
10:14 Sun 23rd Jul 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 11:21 Sun 23rd Jul 2017
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Giving Up Drugs.................

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail...
09:30 Sun 23rd Jul 20171 answer, last by Jackdaw33 09:34 Sun 23rd Jul 2017
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The Flintstones.......

Fred and Wilma are laying in bed with Pebbles and Pebbles looks down and sees Fred's penis and says "What's that daddy" and Fred says "That's my rock". Pebbles thinks for a little while and then looks...
15:29 Fri 21st Jul 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 12:12 Sat 22nd Jul 2017
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Old Couple.......

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the...
14:35 Sun 02nd Jul 20172 answers, last by douglas9401 14:48 Sun 02nd Jul 2017
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The Bear And The Bunny........

A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came...
08:41 Thu 29th Jun 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 09:55 Thu 29th Jun 2017
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Girls First Time...............

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely....
14:26 Wed 28th Jun 20175 answers, last by Bazile 17:38 Wed 28th Jun 2017
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Giggles...........

"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY". And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!...
15:15 Tue 27th Jun 20174 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:23 Tue 27th Jun 2017
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Hairspray............

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The...
14:55 Tue 27th Jun 2017
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Death Or Bunga.........

Three guys are captured by a tribe of natives in a far off land. They are brought before the tribal leader who gives them a choice. He says, "What will you have, death or bunga?". The first guys...
12:53 Thu 22nd Jun 2017
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The Mini Skirt............

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her...
18:44 Wed 21st Jun 201710 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:47 Thu 22nd Jun 2017
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Hello Toes...............

An old fella was celebrating his 92nd birthday. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in...
18:32 Wed 21st Jun 2017
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Know Your Birds.........

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from...
10:19 Wed 21st Jun 20177 answers, last by marval 15:11 Wed 21st Jun 2017
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The Irish Are Brill.............

• Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does. • Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very...
13:15 Tue 20th Jun 20175 answers, last by marval 22:58 Tue 20th Jun 2017
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Serious Medical Condition................

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The...
17:51 Mon 19th Jun 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 19:56 Mon 19th Jun 2017
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The Operation...............

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve. "But...
11:25 Mon 12th Jun 20172 answers, last by cupid04 15:11 Mon 12th Jun 2017
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A Quickie...............

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?" He...
11:21 Mon 12th Jun 2017
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Speeding........

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realises he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop...
10:57 Sun 11th Jun 2017
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Telegram............

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.... In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they...
13:31 Sat 10th Jun 20171 answer, last by Arksided 13:38 Sat 10th Jun 2017

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