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Farmer In Court..............

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. "Didn't you say to the police...
11:00 Sat 10th Jun 20173 answers, last by -SharonA- 03:06 Sun 11th Jun 2017
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*** And Gomer............

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, *** and Gomer. The three men had always done...
15:00 Fri 09th Jun 2017
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Jewish Samurai...........

Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun Japan, advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai....
18:27 Thu 08th Jun 20171 answer, last by DTCwordfan 18:28 Thu 08th Jun 2017
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Paddy's Fingers..................

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital. The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin'...
11:03 Thu 08th Jun 20174 answers, last by marval 14:32 Thu 08th Jun 2017
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So True.....and Topical........

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St....
10:58 Thu 08th Jun 20172 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:13 Thu 22nd Jun 2017
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Last Night Out......

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS...
14:26 Wed 07th Jun 20171 answer, last by cupid04 00:20 Thu 08th Jun 2017
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Irish Groaners.................

Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming pools have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8. Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one; but after looking through her knicker...
10:34 Tue 06th Jun 20175 answers, last by bookbinder 14:33 Tue 06th Jun 2017
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Adoption...............

Couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, but social workers are doubtful about their accommodation. So they produce photos of their 15 metre long caravan, the back half of which is a beautifully...
10:19 Tue 06th Jun 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 10:31 Tue 06th Jun 2017
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I Won't Laugh..............

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bill, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the...
09:55 Tue 06th Jun 20174 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:05 Tue 06th Jun 2017
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Sister Maryellen.............

Sister Maryellen entered the Monastery of silence The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so. Sister...
09:47 Tue 06th Jun 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 09:59 Tue 06th Jun 2017
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The Redneck And The Gorilla..............

A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo's veterinarian determined the...
09:35 Tue 06th Jun 20174 answers, last by Zacs-Master 10:00 Tue 06th Jun 2017
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Meet Walter Barnes............

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked:"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except...
14:03 Mon 05th Jun 20172 answers, last by marval 16:03 Mon 05th Jun 2017
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Self Examination For Alzheimer's Disease....

It takes less than 15 seconds.. If you are over 55 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5....
13:58 Mon 05th Jun 20173 answers, last by jno 14:10 Mon 05th Jun 2017
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Last Kiss...........

A group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley,...
13:23 Mon 05th Jun 20174 answers, last by Arksided 18:00 Mon 05th Jun 2017
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Welsh................

A guy was driving down a motorway in England with his blonde girlfriend and she piped up, "I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales?. "Why do you think that ?" he said. "Well, their...
18:31 Wed 24th May 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:02 Thu 25th May 2017
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Scouse Ones..............

Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall" She says "I'll take the red one" The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher" Q. What...
14:58 Tue 23rd May 20173 answers, last by EDDIE51 06:41 Wed 24th May 2017
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The Farm Boy..........

When you're on the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to his neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, answered. "Is your Dad or Mum home?" said the...
14:49 Tue 23rd May 20171 answer, last by albaqwerty 14:51 Tue 23rd May 2017
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What's The Nail For?

Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our...
14:53 Tue 09th May 2017
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Wife's Compassion.........

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she...
14:48 Tue 09th May 20171 answer, last by mallyh 13:21 Wed 10th May 2017
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Old School Friends...........

Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving School. They rediscover each other via Friends Reunited, and arrange to meet for lunch. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She...
12:10 Mon 08th May 20176 answers, last by percy1946 18:21 Mon 08th May 2017

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