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Mayday! Mayday!

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a Cessna aircraft. A moment later the tower land-line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The passenger riding with the pilot...
14:53 Wed 29th Mar 20173 answers, last by baza 23:45 Wed 29th Mar 2017
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Harley Street Job.............

A man went to Harley Street, London and saw a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job...
12:47 Tue 28th Mar 20174 answers, last by percy1946 21:31 Tue 28th Mar 2017
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‎‎ten Rules For Men To Lead A Happy Life...........

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home. 2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time. 3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean. 4. It's important to...
12:44 Tue 28th Mar 2017
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Mexican Maid.....

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Señora,...
12:03 Tue 21st Mar 2017
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Dog Lover...........

A dog lover, whose dog was 'in heat', agreed to look after and house her neighbors' male dog while they were away on vacation. She had a large house however, and believed that she could keep them...
11:33 Tue 21st Mar 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 12:38 Tue 21st Mar 2017
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Blonde Ones

Two blondes are filling up at a petrol station and the first blonde says to the second, "I bet these awful fuel prices are going to go even higher." The second blonde replies, "Won't affect me, I...
11:30 Tue 21st Mar 20171 answer, last by Samjenko 11:37 Tue 21st Mar 2017
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Ralph And Edna...........

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and...
15:43 Sun 19th Mar 2017
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How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband standing around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2...
14:12 Fri 17th Mar 20173 answers, last by mhd14 09:00 Tue 21st Mar 2017
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Australia....(But It Could Be Anywhere)

New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car .. “Amazing,” he thought...
13:47 Fri 17th Mar 20171 answer, last by marval 18:26 Fri 17th Mar 2017
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Simple Truths..........

TRUTH No. 1. Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. TRUTH No 2. When a lady is...
14:29 Thu 16th Mar 20172 answers, last by emmie 15:16 Thu 16th Mar 2017
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The Specimen Jar...........

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The...
11:46 Thu 16th Mar 20177 answers, last by WELSHYORKIE 13:23 Thu 16th Mar 2017
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Do You Have A Dog..........

Yesterday I was at my local store buying a large bag of Chum dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.. I told her that no, I didn't have a...
10:52 Thu 16th Mar 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 13:29 Thu 16th Mar 2017
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The Young Doctor............

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a...
10:44 Thu 16th Mar 20173 answers, last by Samjenko 11:09 Thu 16th Mar 2017
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Reverend John Fluff..............

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor in a small town in Ireland . One day he was walking down the high street when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The...
10:36 Wed 15th Mar 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 15:48 Wed 15th Mar 2017
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Eve's Side Of The Story..............

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the...
12:07 Thu 02nd Mar 20172 answers, last by mazie 23:08 Thu 02nd Mar 2017
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In A Hotel Lobby.............

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,...
11:58 Thu 02nd Mar 2017
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Rejection.............

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay...
11:57 Thu 02nd Mar 2017
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Pickle Slicer..............

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis...
11:56 Thu 02nd Mar 2017
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50 Years Of Marriage................

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I...
11:54 Thu 02nd Mar 2017
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Lost Willy...........

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the...
14:35 Tue 28th Feb 20179 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:55 Wed 01st Mar 2017

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