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In The Veg. Patch.............

A woman notices her elderly next door neighbour lying flat on his face in his vegetable patch. 'Are you okay? she calls anxiously. 'I'm fine,' he yells back. 'I'm planting potatoes but I've lost my...
13:11 Thu 21st Sep 20171 answer, last by Ellipsis 13:16 Thu 21st Sep 2017
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Man Shopping...........

"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size" "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh yes," he...
12:43 Thu 21st Sep 20174 answers, last by marval 17:59 Thu 21st Sep 2017
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Out Of Stock.........

John Smith was appointed as a trainee sales person at a local department store in Birmingham. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly...
15:15 Fri 15th Sep 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 17:28 Fri 15th Sep 2017
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The Wongs...........

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby' The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to...
13:19 Fri 15th Sep 2017
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Flower Show.............

Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring....
13:02 Fri 15th Sep 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 16:37 Fri 15th Sep 2017
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Cats...............

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be...
12:52 Fri 15th Sep 20173 answers, last by maggiebee 12:54 Fri 15th Sep 2017
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How Old............

A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this...
14:57 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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I Hate..........

A kangaroo bounds round the Australian outback. When it comes to a halt, a little penguin climbs out of the kangaroo's pouch. It looks awfully giddy and is promptly sick. Meanwhile, a little kangaroo...
14:53 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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Age Has Its Advantages.........

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,...
14:29 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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The Age Gap...........

At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is...
14:25 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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The Key...........

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be...
18:17 Thu 10th Aug 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 08:47 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Birth And Pain..........

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of...
12:47 Wed 09th Aug 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 13:14 Wed 09th Aug 2017
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Rod And Reel.........

This man bought a rod and reel for 2 pounds. When he got to the cash register there was a blind man checking him out at the cash register. At about that time he let out a f4rt. The blind man said that...
13:49 Sun 06th Aug 20172 answers, last by DTCwordfan 06:26 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Mohican..........

An old man is sitting at a bus stop, when a teenage boy with a multi-coloured mohican sits down. The old man just stares at the boys hair. Finally the boy says "What, haven't you ever done anything...
10:49 Thu 27th Jul 2017
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Another Scotsman.........

A Scotsman was travelling home from London by train. A woman was sitting opposite him. She said, "I'm curious to know what a Scotsman wear under his kilt?" He said, "Put your hand up and see." She...
11:30 Wed 26th Jul 20173 answers, last by scottishkilt 04:23 Tue 29th Aug 2017

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