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Did That Hurt.............

It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, "This is an inspection! I want...
15:05 Wed 18th Oct 20175 answers, last by marval 17:56 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Little Animals..............

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mum always says." The...
14:39 Wed 18th Oct 20172 answers, last by Bazile 14:41 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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A Fairy Tale...........

Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.. No matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone Anything she touched...
14:34 Wed 18th Oct 20173 answers, last by Bazile 14:44 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Mushrooms...........

She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild...
14:19 Wed 18th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 14:31 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Arm Transplant............

An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the...
14:59 Tue 17th Oct 20175 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:30 Tue 17th Oct 2017
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Couple Sex..............

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him,"Grandpa, what is a couple sex?" The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided...
13:02 Mon 16th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 14:36 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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What Is It?............

What is long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and you stuff in tarts? Rhubarb...
12:58 Mon 16th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 14:24 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Management Lesson...........

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me have...
11:11 Mon 16th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 11:16 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Board Of Directors Meeting...........

All the members of the company's Board of Directors were called into the Chairman's office, one after another, until only Tom, the junior member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was his turn to...
11:02 Mon 16th Oct 20174 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:06 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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The Stowaway..........

A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her....
15:17 Thu 05th Oct 20175 answers, last by marval 21:00 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Use Of The Car..............

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up...
15:01 Thu 05th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 16:10 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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A Sensuous Wife...................

After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom. With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No,"...
15:06 Wed 04th Oct 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 15:37 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Five Horses.................

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses". The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?" The Old Indian answered,...
15:18 Tue 03rd Oct 20178 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:08 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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40 Years Of Marriage............

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband...
15:13 Tue 03rd Oct 20172 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:17 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Quickies...............

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a fridge? Killed. ==================================================================== I told my new girlfriend that I want to be a millionaire like my...
12:01 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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The Last Kiss..................

A group of Illinois bikers was riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked...
13:23 Thu 28th Sep 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:00 Thu 28th Sep 2017
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The Will......

Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses" "Sybil,...
13:20 Thu 28th Sep 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 22:25 Thu 28th Sep 2017
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Breast Feeding.......

Paddy is walking down the Blackpool prom one day and he sees a mother breast feeding her baby boy. Paddy stops to speak to the mother. "That's what I like to see natural breast-feeding, I was raised...
13:24 Thu 21st Sep 20175 answers, last by Jackdaw33 20:18 Thu 21st Sep 2017
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Cupid............

My daughter said, "Dad, when was the first time you fell in love?" I said, "I was 23. I walked into a bar and spotted the most gorgeous redhead I'd ever seen. Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw...
13:19 Thu 21st Sep 20173 answers, last by marval 18:01 Thu 21st Sep 2017
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Like A Woman............

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there...
13:17 Thu 21st Sep 2017

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