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Divorce............

'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife £775 a week,' 'That's very fair, your honour,' the husband said. 'And every...
14:26 Fri 27th Apr 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 14:54 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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Intelligence............

A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'...
14:25 Fri 27th Apr 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 15:36 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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Bill And Larry.................

Guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her...
14:23 Fri 27th Apr 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 14:58 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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Sex Insurance................

You can now get sex insurance in the UK. Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes ....... Sex with your wife -...
15:14 Thu 26th Apr 201810 answers, last by Bazile 08:54 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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Do You Know....

Do you know a dirty joke.......Aye, Jock the coalman...
07:29 Thu 26th Apr 20183 answers, last by Quoi 12:37 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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Question And Answer.............

Q Name the four seasons A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q How is dew formed A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on A.....
15:44 Tue 24th Apr 20183 answers, last by Voltage 20:09 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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Paddy's Sister................

Paddy's sister is expecting a baby any day now. Murphy asks him what names have been picked. Paddy says, "If its a girl, it will be called Denise." Murphy says, "What if its a boy?" Paddy says,...
18:42 Mon 23rd Apr 20182 answers, last by marval 20:38 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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Stutter Therapist....

A stutter therapist was trying to sort out John, Jock and Paddy. She tried everything to stop their stuttering without success. She thought, “There is only one think left to try.” She says them,...
16:57 Tue 17th Apr 201812 answers, last by Old_Geezer 12:18 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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The Office Party..........

John woke up after the annual office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way...
13:23 Tue 17th Apr 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 14:05 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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The Lone Ranger..............

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger"... "YOU will be executed in three days. Before I kill you, I...
18:16 Mon 16th Apr 20183 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:30 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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Transcontinental Train.................

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and...
13:57 Fri 13th Apr 201811 answers, last by marval 13:03 Sat 14th Apr 2018
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The Parrot.............

A Scotsman walks into the pub with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman said, "Where did you get that?" The parrot replied, "Glasgow. There's thousands of them there."...
17:43 Sun 08th Apr 20182 answers, last by Jordyboy9 10:47 Mon 09th Apr 2018
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Roman Soldiers......

Roman soldiers were lined up. The centurion says, "From the left , number." The soldiers numbered as ordered - 1, 1-1, 1-1-1, 1V, V, V1..........
17:39 Sun 08th Apr 20189 answers, last by Shaglene 07:57 Mon 09th Apr 2018
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Dog Muck................

Paddy walks into the pub and as he is walking up to the bar, he stands in a pile of dog muck, slides and falls on the floor. He dusts himself down and gets his pint of beer. A few minutes later the...
18:09 Sat 07th Apr 20183 answers, last by Baldric 18:32 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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A Very Sad Day..............

A good friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste...
18:14 Fri 06th Apr 201812 answers, last by LochNessMonster 06:50 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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Soap..........

A woman goes to the shop to buy a bar of soap. The assistant asks, "Do you want it scented?" The woman says, "No. I'll take it with me."...
11:36 Fri 06th Apr 20182 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:59 Fri 06th Apr 2018
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The Importance Of Accuracy In Your Tax Return

The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question, Do you have anyone dependant on you? The man wrote: "2.1...
18:27 Thu 05th Apr 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 18:33 Thu 05th Apr 2018
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Ed And Linda..............

Ed and Linda were in their mid 30's and met on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for Linda. When they discovered they lived in the same city, only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He...
10:47 Wed 04th Apr 20186 answers, last by johnny.5 17:07 Wed 04th Apr 2018
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The Centipede................

A guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede,...
10:42 Wed 04th Apr 20181 answer, last by aelmpvw 10:49 Wed 04th Apr 2018
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Russian Friends.......

Couple of Russian friends.....Ivanakerov and Yuribiggun
11:37 Tue 03rd Apr 20184 answers, last by Voltage 11:45 Tue 03rd Apr 2018

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