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How Old Are You Again.............

You're in incredible shape," the doctor said. "How old are you again?" "I am 78." The man said. "78?" asked the doctor. "How do you stay so healthy? You look like a 60 year old." "Well, my wife and I...
18:10 Wed 03rd Oct 20181 answer, last by marval 13:02 Fri 05th Oct 2018
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Signs............

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya' think?! ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------------- Cold Wave Linked to...
08:27 Mon 01st Oct 2018
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More Signs............

Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------ - In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC...
08:27 Mon 01st Oct 20186 answers, last by retrocop 23:10 Mon 01st Oct 2018
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Divorce.........

Paddy and Mick are sitting in boat fishing. Paddy says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in two months." Mick says, "You'd better think it over. Women like that are hard to...
15:31 Mon 24th Sep 20182 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:31 Mon 24th Sep 2018
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Yorkshire Farmer............

A farmer sadly lost his wife. He contacted the Yorkshire Post to arrange an obituary. The couple had been happily married for 50 years before she passed away. The farmer went to the newspaper office...
15:21 Mon 24th Sep 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 18:09 Mon 24th Sep 2018
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The Redhead.............

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she...
15:14 Fri 21st Sep 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 15:21 Fri 21st Sep 2018
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I'll Do Anything...............................

A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while,...
10:57 Fri 21st Sep 20185 answers, last by marval 16:09 Fri 21st Sep 2018
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Albino...........

A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe’s chief and...
14:23 Thu 20th Sep 20182 answers, last by retrocop 16:49 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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What A Coincidence.............

A chicken farmer went to a local bar...Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that ? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a...
14:18 Thu 20th Sep 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 16:45 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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Husbands And Wives Can Never Communicate

1. AVOCADOS A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk....
09:51 Tue 18th Sep 20186 answers, last by Gizmonster 20:31 Wed 19th Sep 2018
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St Peter And The New Arrivals.............

Saint Peter is seeing all of the new arrivals trying to go through the pearly gates in Heaven. The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and...
10:54 Mon 17th Sep 20183 answers, last by clyde59 11:03 Mon 17th Sep 2018
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Ford Truck..........

I bought a new Ford F 150 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck from an Arizona dealer. Go figure, it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to...
08:39 Fri 14th Sep 20184 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:12 Fri 14th Sep 2018
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Don't Mess With Children.................

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very...
08:25 Fri 14th Sep 20182 answers, last by marval 15:16 Fri 14th Sep 2018
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Tiger Wood.................

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies,...
08:14 Fri 14th Sep 20183 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:15 Fri 14th Sep 2018
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Accident

My neighbour banged on my door and shouted, "Can I use your phone. There's been an accident along the road and a bloke is bleeding to death." I asked, "What's wrong with your own phone?" He replied,...
15:27 Thu 13th Sep 2018
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Grandfather Of The Year............

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is...
15:14 Thu 13th Sep 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 18:32 Thu 13th Sep 2018
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Murphy's Other 15 Laws........

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks...
18:28 Fri 31st Aug 20181 answer, last by zebo 21:21 Fri 31st Aug 2018
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How It Works...........

Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich tourist from down south is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays $100 bill on the...
09:59 Thu 16th Aug 20185 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:38 Sat 18th Aug 2018
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Harry The Eagle............

Well, one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was...
11:42 Tue 14th Aug 20188 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:37 Wed 15th Aug 2018

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