He pulls up at the traffic lights next to a stunning looking girl. He smiles at her and winds his window down. She smiles back and winds her window down. He says to her, "Have you farted as well."...
A smart alec London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better...
When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human...
An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. 'There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics....
Registration on the first day back at school Ahmed Al Sheriah? "Here." Mustafa Al Sheriah? "Here." Fatima El Bindiri? "Here." Ali Acmah Shabeeb? "Here." Ali Sun Al En? No answer… Ali Sun Al En? A...
An elderly couple were at home watching TV. Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. Sally became more and more annoyed and finally said,...
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up...
When asked the question...........
Are there too many immigrants in the UK?
7% said 'No'
27% said 'Yes'
66% said "I am not understanding the question please."...
A gent was on nude beach in Spain. Out of manners and to prevent sunburn, he kept his hat over his privates. A woman walked passed sniggering and said, "If you were gentleman, you'd lift your hat." He...
3 Sisters - Ann, Jan and Fanny Once there were 3 sisters - Ann, Jan and Fanny. All 3 had big feet. Ann was a size 9, Jan was a size 10 and Fanny was a size 13. Ann and Jan went on a double date....
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a...
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and...
There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the marriage councillor’s office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. They were two city girls...
A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the curb and takes off the door...
A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the...
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man...
