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Peanut.................

A little girl goes to her mum after school says "Mummy mummy I just saw Michael's willy" The mum is shocked. The little girl continues "It was like a PEANUT" The mum giggles, and replies "Why? Was it...
18:26 Sat 16th Apr 2022
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Him And Her..................

Him...You are the most beautiful woman I have ever met. Her...You just want to take me to bed. Him...Wow! And smart too....
14:41 Fri 15th Apr 2022
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Hot Wife................

Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the...
18:40 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Lucky Man..................

A man goes to the doctors to get the results of his illness. "I'm afraid you have Yellow 42 - a disease so rare it doesn't even have a proper name. Bad news is.. you only have six months to live..."...
18:35 Mon 11th Apr 20221 answer, last by Libby29 07:14 Fri 28th Oct 2022
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Sexy Gift................

Two guys chatting in a bar. 'My wife keeps hinting about a sexy gift she wants,' one says. 'She said it begins with D and ends in O, and vibrates in a pleasing way.' 'Blimey ,' the second guy gasps....
10:13 Mon 11th Apr 20221 answer, last by Hopkirk 10:18 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Write It Down.................

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help...
17:38 Sun 10th Apr 20221 answer, last by mallyh 08:13 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Dining Out....................

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a...
17:34 Sun 10th Apr 20224 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:20 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Beckham..................

David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin airport. He sees the driver looking at him for ages in the rear view mirror. Eventually the driver says, "Ok. Give me a clue." Beckham sighs and replies, "I...
18:37 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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Little Johnny.....................

Little Johnny is sent to the store to buy nuts by his mum. On his way, he comes across a circus, the main attraction of which was a life-sized robot of King Kong. Little Johnny, obviously, forgets all...
17:41 Thu 07th Apr 20222 answers, last by piggynose 17:45 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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Stammers.......................

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammer’s Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally...
18:09 Wed 06th Apr 20223 answers, last by Barsel 18:28 Wed 06th Apr 2022
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A Few............................

Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription... simply showing your marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough"....
14:46 Wed 30th Mar 2022
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Mummy, Mummy....................

Mummy mummy, why do I keep going round in circles? Do you want me to nail your other foot to the floor? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Mummy mummy, why are we going to Australia? Shut up and keep...
18:20 Mon 28th Mar 2022
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Deodorant...................

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said : Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk but whenever I trump the room smells lovely.
13:18 Mon 28th Mar 20224 answers, last by sunny-dave 14:10 Mon 28th Mar 2022
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Headlines.................

Budgie escapes from its cage.........Humps family dog. Owner says, "I've got puppies going cheap if anyone wants one."...
19:22 Fri 25th Mar 20224 answers, last by William51 17:19 Sun 27th Mar 2022
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The Nun And The Russian Soldier.....................

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you...
14:54 Mon 14th Mar 20224 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:24 Mon 14th Mar 2022
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Little Johnny.....................

Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What's the matter now" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears. "That's not...
18:29 Sun 13th Mar 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 22:03 Sun 13th Mar 2022
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Opening For An Assassin....................

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two women and a man. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of...
17:54 Sun 13th Mar 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 17:56 Sun 13th Mar 2022
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Grandma's 100Th Birthday.................

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she...
19:03 Fri 11th Mar 20221 answer, last by aelmpvw 19:05 Fri 11th Mar 2022
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Thai Girls................

Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said that it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right. We had six matching balls..................
18:47 Wed 09th Mar 20225 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:20 Thu 10th Mar 2022

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