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davebro
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-62626292 Blimey! The dad jokes on here are better than that....
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burlyshirley1
I'll admit I've been very lazy when it comes to defrosting my freezer (please don't ask how long, I'm embarrassed !) and the ice and frost build up is terrific. I turned it off on Thursday morning and...
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gulliver1
Why should the British Taxpayer pay for security for Mr and Mrs Privilege .They turned their back on the UK and now the Duke says he has been forced to keep his return visits to the UK to a bare...
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Shaglene
Little Emily, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break. “What’s wrong, dear?” asked her father. “My doll! Billy broke it!” she sobbed. “How did he break it, Emily?” “I hit him over...
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Gizmonster
Question to one of the contestants: In which European country is Benidorm located?? Answer given: Croatia !!!! Question to another one of the contestants: Which is the largest of the Channel Islands??...
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Chipchopper
I took a girlfriend to a busy and crowded seafood restaurant, the waiter said "I'm sorry we are very busy tonight, so if you don't mind waiting for a bit"...."no problem" I said,. Waiter, "great, take...
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roadman
the people of Dubai dont like the flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do...
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Hopkirk
I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love, but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it. It’s all about balance....
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sunny-dave
It would be polite to people who can't watch the match live, if we could all use this thread for in-match posts and final result celebrations (we hope) - so that any spoilers don't show in Latest...
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sandyRoe
Already advertising for Christmas Dinner bookings. Much too early, or what?...
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William51
It is a steady light rain here in Norfolk, the first for a while. Have you got any?....
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ToraToraTora
https://news.sky.com/story/wagatha-christie-case-rebekah-vardy-loses-libel-trial-against-coleen-rooney-12642479 ...How could she not?...
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Rondy
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1...
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naomi24
I was just listening to the inimitable Roy Orison's 'Crying' - and singing along of course - but then a thought occurred to me. One of the funniest episodes Del Boy, Rodney & co ever filmed but one...
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maggiebee
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!...
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nailit
Anyone get wet today? Went to work in only a shirt and got soaked. Checked out BBC Weather report at 6am and nothing about rain here in stoke. It rained all morning.... (that fine stuff that gets you...
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Paigntonian
Lectures the U.N on world affairs. Extraordinary. Why was he invited?
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maggiebee
A king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. So the King and the...
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maggiebee
Is there anyone on here who is a genealogy "expert". Trying to get information about my grandfather who sailed on the SS Beltana from Liverpool to Adelaide on the 9th of July 1912. My grandmother died...
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Buenchico
It’s Friday, so here we go again . . It’s a middling start for me this week, with FOUR out of seven in the main quiz: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-62163298 Middling again the kids’ quiz too. THREE...

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