Evening, this is your royal reporter from way way waaaay oop north. And here are the two most unbelievable dresses from yesterday. The ladies shall remain mercifully nameless.
When asked how she'd chosen her dress, this woman replied "I have a girl that's very good at this sort of thing, and I trust my gut instinct". Er well yes, I trust my guts too but I don't use them for tie-dye
http://i47.tinypic.com/2gub091.jpg
"Now let's see, god made me short but he didn't make it look like I'm walking on my knees, so is there a way I can have my dress cut to make it look like that? Yay, found one!"
http://i45.tinypic.com/2cxvtrl.jpg
And while I'm at it, I honestly believe Diana had a personality disorder - narcissism, not just the way we use that word a bit recklessly, but I believe she really suffered from it, big time. (That doesn't mean Charles is okay!)
So... anyone else I can *** off before I have my tea? Shaney's tiara perhaps;-) Nah I'll just play a song with a Danish girl and shut up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cLK6j5YqkU
*stands to attention awaiting Lottie's email* (must be my fashion advice that's needed I expect;-)