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It happened at a Manchester Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the Jet2 Airlines gate agent in Manchester for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a...
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon, but it never really took off.
Barometer for sale.
No pressure...
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
A lesbian goes to her doctor for her annual physical. After the doctor completes the physical, she says, "You can get dressed now. Your test results will be back in a few days. Stop by my office and...
My pet mouse Elvis has died.
He was caught in a trap....
A drunk gets on a transit bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the drunk reacts to the sudden movement by stumbling all...
Last night my wife was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that....
The mother-in-law stopped by her daughter's house after shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened?" she asked anxiously. "What happened? I'll...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to...
The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family.
It’s that no one runs in your family....
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired...
A book fell on my head the other day.
I only have my shelf to blame though....
A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought...
One day, a young girl is walking through a park when she hears a faint "help me, help me." She looks around and follows the quiet voice to a bush near the path. Looking under the bush she spies a...
Hermes has changed its name to Evri.
Does this mean they're going to lose my parcels evri time ?...
I find as I get older I only need 3 shops in my life, Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.
My life is all specs and drugs and sausage rolls.
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Do you break into a sweat when filling up your car with fuel ?
Do you feel sick when paying for it ?
You're suffering from the carowner virus....
I was a little short of cash this week, so I decided to go along to my local butcher to see what cheap cuts of meat might be available. "Do you have a sheeps head", I enquired ? He said "No, "It's...
Whiteboards are remarkable.
