Quizzes & Puzzles6 mins ago
I've put up a marquee in my garden with flashing lights and funky music.
Now is the winter of our disco tent....
I've decided to release a Christmas single called duvet know it’s Christmas time....
It’s a cover version!!...
A couple went Christmas shopping with their three young children in tow. After hours of traipsing around toyshops and hearing their kids ask for every item on the shelves, they were totally fed-up....
A New York accountant had the image of a $100 bill tattooed on his manhood. He went home and showed it to his wife. She wasn’t pleased and asked he why he’d had in done. He replied, “If I take it out...
I have a car bumper sticker that says "Hoot if you think I'm sexy."
Then I just sit at the green lights until I feel better about myself....
A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was...
Prince Charles and Camilla are touring Iran. Charles asks the President: "Where is the Shah?" The President looks surprised, "There is no Shah, we got rid of the Shah some years ago." Charles frowned...
"I'm now making my living as a full-time artist." "So have you sold anything lately?" "Yes -- my car, my TV, my watch ..."...
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A couple had been trying for a baby for a few years without any luck. Eventually they saw a specialist who said there was a new system to help them. It involved an injection of monkey glands. Within...
What do you call a Spaniard who loses his car? Carlos __________ A police dog responds to an ad for work with the CID. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict...
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My wife is on a tropical food diet, all she eats is exotic fruit. It’s enough to make a mango crazy....
After picking up food for his daughter's cat, George spied a new bowl for the pet and grabbed it too. "Shall I have the cat's name written on the side of the bowl?" offered the pet shop store owner....
Will somebody please tell me what the lowest rank is in the military is ?.
Every time I ask someone, they just tell me, it's private....
An elderly widow and widower met, fell in love and married. In bed on their wedding night he reached across and tenderly held her hand. This continued night after night for several months until one...
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and...
One day a man called the church office and said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who? The caller repeated, "Can I speak...
I found it really hard to break up with my optician girlfriend.
Every time I told her I couldn't see her any more, she moved a bit closer and said, "How about now, is that any better?"...
The doctor said that If I had a vasectomy I wouldn't have any kids. I went ahead and had the operation but when I got home the little *** were still there.
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