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A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was...
Prince Charles and Camilla are touring Iran. Charles asks the President: "Where is the Shah?" The President looks surprised, "There is no Shah, we got rid of the Shah some years ago." Charles frowned...
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A couple had been trying for a baby for a few years without any luck. Eventually they saw a specialist who said there was a new system to help them. It involved an injection of monkey glands. Within...
What do you call a Spaniard who loses his car? Carlos __________ A police dog responds to an ad for work with the CID. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict...
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My wife is on a tropical food diet, all she eats is exotic fruit. It’s enough to make a mango crazy....
After picking up food for his daughter's cat, George spied a new bowl for the pet and grabbed it too. "Shall I have the cat's name written on the side of the bowl?" offered the pet shop store owner....
Will somebody please tell me what the lowest rank is in the military is ?.
Every time I ask someone, they just tell me, it's private....
An elderly widow and widower met, fell in love and married. In bed on their wedding night he reached across and tenderly held her hand. This continued night after night for several months until one...
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and...
One day a man called the church office and said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who? The caller repeated, "Can I speak...
I found it really hard to break up with my optician girlfriend.
Every time I told her I couldn't see her any more, she moved a bit closer and said, "How about now, is that any better?"...
The doctor said that If I had a vasectomy I wouldn't have any kids. I went ahead and had the operation but when I got home the little *** were still there.
Two train drivers chatting over a pint or two :-
First Driver: How many derailments have you experiences Jack?
Second Driver: Hard to say Bill, it's difficult to keep track...
A truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?'...
What do you call James Bond in the bath?
Bubble 07...
(I'll get me coat)...
A Priest, a Rabbit and an Imam turn up at the blood bank together.
'Excuse me, Rabbit' said the nurse, 'Do you know which blood group you are'?
' I think' said the Rabbit 'I must be a type O'....
We got lucky when we heard the old Cross Lanes Hotel was closing and its beautiful maple doors became available for sale as salvage items. We bought several and had them installed in our 19th-century...
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