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A guy walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "shingles." So she took down his name, address, and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat....
I got a peanut stuck in my ear last night. I just poured in some chocolate and it came out a treat!!
The chief of staff of the UK Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all our armed services. So, he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and...
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mary and bob were patients in an asylum 1 day, they are walking in the grounds and bob falls in to the water. mary immediately jumps in after him- bringing him to the surface and back to the shore....
Little Johny lives on a farm. 1 day, he comes downstairs and his mother asks, "Did you do your chorese, Johny?. no chores, no breakfast!" well he's not very happy, but what can he do?. out he goes to...
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These two men were cellmates in prison for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, "You know man its been a long time since we had some sex so you oughta let me screw you." Joe replied. "Are you...
The mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.
Police are undergoing tests to aldentify the victim....
The Government are seeking a suitable rich Crony to implement their latest solution to the fuel crisis.
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Blanche: "Herb, if you don't stop snoring, I'm going to toss you out on your ear!"
Herb: "Does it upset you that much?"
Blanche: "Not just me, the entire church congregation."...
I said to my wife last night 'Do you have to scratch when we are having sex?' Shh, she said, I think ive won a tenner
not only have I just won the lottery but my ex girlfriend says she wants us to get back together
While doing my supermarket shopping this morning i saw a
guy buy ten 6-packs of San Miguel, 20 Paella ready meals,
10 boxes of Tacos and 3 Sombreros.
I said to myself, Hispanic buying....
I don't get it !
I was in the petrol queue at Tesco for hours, eventually, it was my turn at the pumps. I got so emotional...
I started to fill up....
~~~ goT bk fr0m the Wite Frat (hic).
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I started to fill up....
Finally arrived at the front of the petrol queue and got really emotional
Just started to fill up...
I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet.
He said: “Gout!”
I said: “But I’ve only just walked in!”...
