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I was furious when I saw two men having a pee just next to my brand new car until they told me they were from the website
Weebyanycar.com If Benny and Bjorn from Abba hd been called Steve and... ...
Weebyanycar.com If Benny and Bjorn from Abba hd been called Steve and... ...
My mate Jimmy visited London for a few days and went to see all the sights.
One day, he went on a guided tour of HMS Victory.
During the tour, the guide stopped the party and pointed to a raised... ...
One day, he went on a guided tour of HMS Victory.
During the tour, the guide stopped the party and pointed to a raised... ...
Just tried Kangaroo flavoured beer.
You can really taste the hops! ___ My therapist says I need a woman in my life.
But all the women I know say I need a therapist. ___ We’ve got an old castle near our... ...
You can really taste the hops! ___ My therapist says I need a woman in my life.
But all the women I know say I need a therapist. ___ We’ve got an old castle near our... ...
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other... ...
My friend George bought his wife a fur coat made out of 3,600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool. He couldn't get her off the big wheel for two days....
A recent article in the Daily post reported that a man, Dave Harper has sued St Paul's hospital saying that after his wife had surgery there she had lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman... ...
A hospital spokesman... ...
A thief in the butcher shop got charged with chop lifting.
Judge said he mutton do it again. ___ I asked my mum why she had a box of persil on top of her telly…..
Turns out she had no... ...
Judge said he mutton do it again. ___ I asked my mum why she had a box of persil on top of her telly…..
Turns out she had no... ...
I once saw a dog without a nose. "Really, how did it smell?" Blinking terrible!
A car slowed down along the street, the window rolled down, and a man shouted: "Do you the Battersea dogs home?" I shouted back, No, I didn't know he had been away!
That some people hold themselves in high regard. https:/
..One shouldn't count their calories. https:/
Billy and John were given a toboggan for their birthday. After they had been out playing in the snow, Billy was in tears.
“Now, John,” said his father, “I told you to let Billy use the toboggan... ...
“Now, John,” said his father, “I told you to let Billy use the toboggan... ...
..I couldn't resist https:/
I'm off to the Chinese tonight and I'm having sweet and sour badger, with deep fried badger cubs.
It's a sett meal for one! ___ A man was arrested in Asda today for spraying domestos all over the... ...
It's a sett meal for one! ___ A man was arrested in Asda today for spraying domestos all over the... ...
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What... ...
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What... ...
The man who invented the ballet dancers skirt was at a loss what to call it. Then he put 2 and 2 together!
Knock Knock. Whos there?. Tank. Tank who?. Youre welcome!. Knock Knock. Whos there?. Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who?. Wooden shoe like to know!. ... ...
I wrote a play about the weather, and I got 5 actors dressed as clouds for the rehearsal. On the opening night, 6 clouds turned up. It was overcast.
..Snails don't play hide and seek. https:/
I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try.
I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries... ...
I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries... ...
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