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Rondy
LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant 4. Ant that is looking... ...
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Chipchopper
I went to see my doctor after I found myself saying everything twice. He gave me a repeat prescription
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Rondy
I'm just back from the shops there and seen a blonde shouting into an envelope.
I asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voice mail. ___ Paddy buys a humpty dumpty from aldi.
It's... ...
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Khandro
No comment. 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zPPvUTAeuQ ...
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1ozzy
..some dogs are happy.   https://ibb.co/NSxhMLK ...
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DTCwordfan
I went to one of those psychic shows, the woman looked at me and said " you will walk, you will walk", I thought what a fake, there's nothing wrong with my legs, so I got up and left, and when I... ...
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Smowball
'ITV has decided to make a spin-off of a very well known British series & now make it about a middle-aged female detective up North investigating a series of murders in a pharmaceutical... ...
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Rondy
A rabbi gets in front of his congregation and says that he is leaving to go to a larger congregation that can pay him more.

There is a hush as no one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns... ...
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Rondy
A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it.
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...
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zabado
Paddy.  "What's in the sack Mick" ?. Mick. "Rabbits" Paddy. "How many rabbits you got then Mick" ? Mick.  "If you can guess how many rabbits in my sack I'll give you both of them" Paddy. " Three... ...
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Rondy
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect... ...
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Hymie
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Chipchopper
A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...
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maggiebee
I don't know if Facebook has ever caused the lame to walk, but it sure has caused the dumb to speak.
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Rondy
I was told I can look at an eclipse with a colander! I tried and it strained my eyes! ___ I bought a suit jacket from the mamas and the papas,
all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey. ___ They... ...
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henrys202020
2  flyes on  a  door   which  one  is sick  the  one  on  the  panel       bobby  moore  went  to  the  pearly  gates st  peter  came  out  ur  very welcome  bobby  whyb is  that  we  are ... ...
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1ozzy
..to forgive children.   https://ibb.co/RStH9Nd ...
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Rondy
I've just swallowed some letters from my Scrabble set.
Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.😂
___ Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...
Wife: What do you mean?...

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