LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant 4. Ant that is looking... ...
I'm just back from the shops there and seen a blonde shouting into an envelope. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voice mail. ___ Paddy buys a humpty dumpty from aldi. It's... ...
I went to one of those psychic shows, the woman looked at me and said " you will walk, you will walk", I thought what a fake, there's nothing wrong with my legs, so I got up and left, and when I... ...
'ITV has decided to make a spin-off of a very well known British series & now make it about a middle-aged female detective up North investigating a series of murders in a pharmaceutical... ...
A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it. "Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk." "Horses don't... ...
Paddy. "What's in the sack Mick" ?. Mick. "Rabbits" Paddy. "How many rabbits you got then Mick" ? Mick. "If you can guess how many rabbits in my sack I'll give you both of them" Paddy. " Three... ...
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect... ...
A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...
I was told I can look at an eclipse with a colander! I tried and it strained my eyes! ___ I bought a suit jacket from the mamas and the papas, all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey. ___ They... ...
2 flyes on a door which one is sick the one on the panel bobby moore went to the pearly gates st peter came out ur very welcome bobby whyb is that we are ... ...
I've just swallowed some letters from my Scrabble set. Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.😂___Wife: What are your plans for Easter? Husband: Same as Jesus... Wife: What do you mean?...