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Hello, I'm a budding wildlife photographer, I want to hide in the woods and film wildlife close up.
Does anyone have a spare fern leaf?.
I'm asking for a frond...
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I asked my librarian if they still had the book on becoming a top assassin, but it had already been taken out. ___ Got pulled over by the police last night, he said this is a spot check, I said, I’ve...
Kock Knock. whos THere? Bigish. Biggishwho? Not to Day thank you. ___ Knock knock. Who's there? Euripedes. Euripedes who? Euripedes trousers, so you buy me a new pair. ___ Knock Knock Who's there?...
If Mr Spock has got pointed ears, what has Mr Scott got?
Engineers....
I was so unpopular at school that they used to call me 'batteries'.
I was never included....
I walked into the living room and there was a fella in a canal boat. I said "You can't come barging in here!" ___ I've just watched the Chubby Checker story. There's a fantastic twist at the end.. ___...
the most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes...
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his...
1st man: Why are my fish hiding under the lily pads ?
2nd man, "I think they're a little koy"...
Oliver Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?' Stan Laurel: 'Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?' Oliver: 'Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?' Stanley: 'No. He fell through a trap...
What’s a flea’s favourite book? The Itch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy....
A sunburnt Librarian ?.
Well red.
The Beano...
The vicar entered his donkey in a race and it won. The vicar was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race, and it won again. The local paper read: VICAR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The...
Classic Benny Hill clip made for French TV.
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A carpet cleaner salesman knocked on my door earlier. Before I got a chance to speak, he tipped a bucket of dog mess all over the carpet and said "if this carpet cleaner doesn't remove every single...
So a female employee got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email: Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: Your penis...
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered 'French Toast during the Renaissance'.
Peter Kay...
When does a joke become a Dad joke?. When it becomes apparent !. - How did the bullet lose his job?. He got fired !. - What does a house wear?. Address !....
I'm Sick and tired of friends who can't handle their alcohol Last night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me out of the pub. ___ Paddy told his mate he wanted to sell his car, his mate told him...
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