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Sister Mary burst into Father Thomas's office in a high state of agitation. "Father!" she cried "just you wait until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, "Calm down and tell...
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from gardens.
I was raking it in....
Joe Biden met King Charles, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom". To which the King...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure...
My star sign is Pyrex. I was a test-tube baby.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me....
Child; "Mummy, mummy, can i play with grandad?" Mother; "No, you've dug him up twice already this week." *********************************************** Child; "Mummy, mummy, i don't like grandad."...
Lifts terrify me.
I'm taking steps to avoid them....
Did you hear about the origami porn channel?
It's paper view only....
I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on. _________ The recruitment consultant asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" "Voluntary?" I said. "I...
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy...
My wife said she'd like to have another baby...
I agreed. The one we have is starting to annoy me....
I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards', and I thought... 'That's just spam...
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I told my wife when I die, I'd like to die having sex.
She "at least it will be quick"....
I got a terrific book for Christmas on anti-gravity - I couldn't put it down!
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun"...
..a dentist call an xray?
A tooth pic...
My pet termite us called Clint.
Clint Eatswood....
Regarding the New Years honours list, apparently Lulu has been nominated for another gong, but when Camilla asked Charles "Are we going to honour Lulu this year" he said "Good heavens, no. I couldn't...
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