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.. combined laxatives with alphabet soup.
It's call [i]letter rip[i]...
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye.
It turned out she was seeing someone else the whole time...
In 1993, the University of Chester did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and £80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than...
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck 1/3/2/8/3/1/4
,,wherever possible.
It helps all members of the community.
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This farmer comes up to me and says "I've got sixty eight sheep, can you round them up for me?"
I said "Sure. Seventy"...
,,bumping their heads walking down my stairs, so I put up a warning sign.
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I told my friend I had come to his fancy dress party as a harp.
He said I was too small to be a harp.
I said "Are you calling me a lyre?"...
A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later he...
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he...
...doctor Google isn't always trustworthy.
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I asked the librarian where I would find books about engine lubricants.
She said they are in the non friction section....
My wife and kids are upset because I put ginger in their curry. They loved that cat.
Solving all your problems: 1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when...
The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried...
I'm sure that my mate is having an affair with my wife. He's been proper miserable lately....
I wandered down the cheese aisle of my local supermarket in a dream-like state, and accidentally put my favourite Mexican cheese in someone else's shopping trolley. I was rudely brought to my senses...
Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without M&S.
It would be Chrita....
Two beefy men came to my house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it was not long before the job was done. As they were...
My best mate Steve passed away yesterday so I went to see his wife today. I said, "Look on the bright side, at least he's not suffering anymore." She said, "He wasn't ill, he died all of a sudden." I...
