London Drinker Magazine (Dec/Jan Issue)
Crosswords14 mins ago
.. dogs shouldn't tell knock knock jokes.
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A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman meet on the 20th floor of a high-rise building, and decide to have a competition. Each one of them has to throw his watch out of the window, run down the...
I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order.
Like they should be....
40 years of marriage.. A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their...
.. combined laxatives with alphabet soup.
It's call [i]letter rip[i]...
I was working in a health food shop.
This guy's walks in and says "Evening Primrose Oil"
I said "It's Mr Hopkirk to you"...
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye.
It turned out she was seeing someone else the whole time...
In 1993, the University of Chester did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and £80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than...
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck 1/3/2/8/3/1/4
,,wherever possible.
It helps all members of the community.
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This farmer comes up to me and says "I've got sixty eight sheep, can you round them up for me?"
I said "Sure. Seventy"...
,,bumping their heads walking down my stairs, so I put up a warning sign.
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I told my friend I had come to his fancy dress party as a harp.
He said I was too small to be a harp.
I said "Are you calling me a lyre?"...
A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later he...
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he...
...doctor Google isn't always trustworthy.
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I asked the librarian where I would find books about engine lubricants.
She said they are in the non friction section....
My wife and kids are upset because I put ginger in their curry. They loved that cat.
Solving all your problems: 1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when...
I'm sure that my mate is having an affair with my wife. He's been proper miserable lately....
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