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To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts. To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket. You can't run but you can hide. To the person while stole my...
I guy looks in the mirror one day and see's a zit in the middle of his bald head.The next day it's got bigger and has change to a pale green colour. The next time he looks it's grown four little legs...
The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth claiming to be a time traveller." When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he...
I hear they have updated the children's game.
I spy with my little iPhone....
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was £100 her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the...
Met the Minister the other day, we had a chat and he said "My son, You should be thinking about the hereafter" I said "But Minister I do every morning " I go downstairs then I go back up stairs. I...
A man from Arbroath is taking his former employer at the travelling carnival to court for sacking him, claiming funfair dismissal...
Murphy is laying in bed in hospital covered from head to foot in bandages with just two little slits for his eyes His mate Paddy comes to visit and asks "what happened to you" Murphy says "when i came...
An invisible man and an invisible woman got married.
I'm not sure what they saw in each other.
Their kids were nothing to look at either....
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they’re always taking things literally....
Fairy Washing Up Liquid
One bottle lasts longer than three Conservative leaders...
Please add your contributions A burglary was recently committed at Norwich City's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a yellow and...
My grief counsellor died the other day.
He was so good, I didn't give a ***....
When I was in the pub last night I overheard a couple of idiots saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman! What a pair of sexist beggars. I mean, it's not...
All last week my good lady was moaning that i didn't take her out on Saturday nights, So this week as a treat i booked us a table for 8pm What a waste of time that was She did nothing but moan and...
..Girlfriend looks like this..
..she's a keeper.
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To the person who stole my bed.
I won't rest until I find you....
After years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted. "Yes, you were son," his mother said as she...
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Pedigree Pet food for Scooter my wonder dog at Petsmart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (What did she think I had, an...
