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Paddy the policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His sergeant starts to yell at him. “You are ruining the police reputation, go home and change the shoes.” Paddy goes...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls...
The hotel I stayed at during my holiday had a chess convention. A load of the delegates were sitting by the reception area swapping stories of games they had played. I do love chess nuts boasting in...
My boss said, "have a nice day".
So I went home...
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to...
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot...
Two skinheads were walking down the road to the pub. First skinhead looked up at the sky and said to his mate "What would you do if a bird crapped on your head?" ------- Second skinhead, thought for a...
Paddy is fitting a kitchen in a posh house when the woman asks him if he'd like something to drink. Paddy accepts and soon after the woman brings him a mug of coffee. "Excellent coffee, to be sure,"...
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one....
Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment...
I asked the IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”...
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide...
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his...
This company hires a new guy and he's supposed to start work on a Monday, but instead of showing up he calls his boss and says, "I'm sick." His boss tells him not to worry and lets him have the day...
Two women on a bus were quarrelling over the last available seat. Several other passengers had already tried unsuccessfully to intervene, so the bus driver yelled out,"Let the ugly one have the seat"....
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