The K M Links Game - October 2024 Week 1...
Quizzes & Puzzles1 min ago
a Jehovah Witness knocked my door and i invited him in and after making him a cup of coffee i asked him what he wanted to talk about and he said " i don't know i've never got this far before "...
I hate it when people wear unusual or obscure colognes.
I just wish they'd use common scents....
Is it O K to ignore is it O K posts ?
One night in the Six Bells, Stan says to Mike "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor" "Listen, you don't have to waste your time sitting in doctors surgeries," replies Mike....
The Country is currently going from `Out of the Lying Man into the Dire'
(courtesy Daily Mirror)...
The CEO of IKEA was elected president of Sweden this week.
He's still assembling his cabinet....
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements.
The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!...
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but then I turned myself around.
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can | get you?"
"Pop" goes the weasel....
A child was taken to the doctor with a peanut stuck firmly in its ear. The doctor, unperturbed, advised the parent to pour just melted chocolate into the child's ear and wait for it to set. It would...
"Doctor, you've got to help me. I can't stop my hands from shaking"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really, I spill most of it."...
An elderly couple decided they just spent too much time and energy complaining about all their aches and pains. “Let’s agree to not say a word about our ailments,” suggested the wife. “We’ll talk...
I had to resign from my job as an ice cream taste tester.
I couldn't do sundaes....
A motorist was pulled in for speeding on the M1 by traffic cops and asked to give his name and address. "My name is William Walter Wankin-Brake and I am the Sales Manager for the Bigger Ball, Better...
Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request. One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and...
Councils throughout Britain are rejoicing at the hot weather - the roads are melting and filling up the pot-holes.
A king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. So the King and the...
A locksmith had to go to court today to give evidence.
Apparently he is a key witness....
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Just be thankful that it's not snowing.
Imagine shovelling snow in this heat!...
