Quizzes & Puzzles16 mins ago
.. manslaughter a crime?
Surely both genders have the right to chuckle....
...anthem for the England ladies football team 3 Irons on a Shirt?:-)
One day long ago, a Czechoslovakian came to visit his friend in the UK. When asked what he wanted to see the Czechoslovakian replied, "I would like to see one of the zoos in England." To his delight,...
I didn't understand when my wife said I was holding the bag of pasta upside down.
Then the penne dropped....
Just read that doctors are going on strike over evening and weekend work.
Have decided to join the picket line - that way I might actually get to see my GP face to face....
My wife and I are tightrope walkers.
We met online....
Lord of the Flies is the story of a bunch of public schoolboys who take back control of an island cut off from the rest of the world who then collapse into vicious in-fighting. It’s a work of fiction,...
Blimey - Rishi Sunak is using the slogan "Let's....rebuild the economy."
Imagine his shock when he finds out he's been Chancellor for the past three years....
Have you noticed that several formula one drivers have names of Scottish towns?
Stirling Moss
Eddie Irvine
Lewis Hamilton
Ayr Town Centre...
I was in Tesco buying a large bag of Winalot for my Labrador Retriever and was in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The...
A lorry has shed its load of strawberries on the motorway.
Jams are expected...
Ernie had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four very large fish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick out...
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,...
.. an English person along with someone from France, a Spaniard and a German are at the back of the crowd. Thinking they may not have a good view he steps up on a large box and asks, "can everyone see...
I just rang the council to ask permission to have a skip outside my house.
"Go for it fatty" she said "you could use the exercise"....
A builder working at the top of a ladder calls down to his mate: "I'll need to go home Patrick, I've come over all queasy". His mate replies: " Is it vertigo Jerry?" who calls back: " No, I'm only...
a husband asked his wife if he was the only one she'd ever been with .she said yes ------the others were at least sevens or eights...
Apparently Carrie Johnson has resigned as Boris Johnson’s wife.
Nadine Dorries has already offered to step into the role....
A young man in a wheelchair rolls on to the stage for Stars in their Eyes recording and Matthew Kelly introduces him as Simon. MK: "It's very brave you coming out here in your wheelchair - can you...
Parents these days...................
Eat your veggies or I'll change the wi-fi password!...
