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My mate said "we'll all miss grandma this Christmas, but we know she'll be looking down on us "
I replied "oh dear, when did she die?"
He replied "she's not dead, we're still waiting for the Stannah... ...
I replied "oh dear, when did she die?"
He replied "she's not dead, we're still waiting for the Stannah... ...
Joke sherlock Holmes lemonentry
Joke lemonentry
A man is being interviewed for a job. “What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?”
“Well, The slightest noise wakes me up.” ___ I was driving down a lonely country road one cold... ...
“Well, The slightest noise wakes me up.” ___ I was driving down a lonely country road one cold... ...
Meantime I offer you this below from a wild Zimbabwean bushman friend of mine who sent me this in his e-mail: An absolutely amazing and deeply moving story of an Aussie woman's bravery with a tiny... ...
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little... ...
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little... ...
For sale: Iconic 90s Sooty and Sweep puppets. Just want them off my hands. Most people use their mobiles to call or text people. I'm at an age where I use mine to take photos of labels I can't... ...
The Lord called Noah one day and said, "Noah, I need you to build another ark."
"What, like the last one?" Noah replied.
"Er, no..I need this one to have 6 stories."
"So do you want me to lead all... ...
"What, like the last one?" Noah replied.
"Er, no..I need this one to have 6 stories."
"So do you want me to lead all... ...
The company behind Monopoly have reported further European losses and a drop in sales. It's feared some staff will be given the Boot
...found out I'm colour blind. That came like a bolt from the green..
I once lived in a home with four foot ceilings.
I couldn't stand living there. ___ Charles, a new retiree-greeter at Asda, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15... ...
I couldn't stand living there. ___ Charles, a new retiree-greeter at Asda, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15... ...
We were so poor, my father used to shut all the doors in the house, so we would have something to open on Christmas morning.
Wife: I'm going shopping, do you need anything? Husband: I'm looking for inner-peace and happiness, an answer to my doubts, a sense of fulfilment, a medium through which I can transcend... ...
To the person who dumped their old matress in my garden I don't know how you sleep at night!
Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat...
Because it is cap-sized! ___ My sat nav broke.
I asked my wife for £200 to get a new one.
She said Get lost. ___ I have been... ...
Because it is cap-sized! ___ My sat nav broke.
I asked my wife for £200 to get a new one.
She said Get lost. ___ I have been... ...
At this time of year I love sitting in front of a roaring fire, sipping mulled wine and listening to Christmas songs until I fall asleep.
Probably why I lost my job as a fireman. ___ Went to my first... ...
Probably why I lost my job as a fireman. ___ Went to my first... ...
Two female rhinos were drinking at a watering hole, when one said to the other ‘Don’t look now, but over there is the male rhino I really fancy. Her friend asked ‘Do you know his name?’ Yes, she... ...
When a recipe tells you to separate 2 eggs, how far is acceptable?
I've just put one on a train to Aberdeen. ___ There are 3 fish that start and end with the letter K.
Killer Shark.
Kippered Haddock....
I've just put one on a train to Aberdeen. ___ There are 3 fish that start and end with the letter K.
Killer Shark.
Kippered Haddock....
I just burnt my fingers in boiling oil and screamed "OOH OOH AAH AAH" like a monkey.
It was a chip pan, see. ___ When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work... ...
It was a chip pan, see. ___ When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work... ...
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today…Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
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