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It is rumoured that Manchester United Football Club have failed to gain £143 million of sponsorship from a pet food company.
Evidently they couldn't live up to 'Winalot'
Evidently they couldn't live up to 'Winalot'
I’ve just found out that a few months ago the pound shop has been taken over by the 99p shop, it took a while for the penny to drop. ___ I was walking along the beach this morning singing puppet on... ...
I went to the library in search of book about Native American tribes, so I asked the Liberian if she could help me find it, and she said "do you have the authors name ?" I said I think it was... ...
I went to McDonalds today, it was tipping down with rain.
He said what can I get you?
I said a Big Mac please. ___ Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me... ...
He said what can I get you?
I said a Big Mac please. ___ Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me... ...
Nobody laughed. It turns out I'm not even remotely funny.
While browsing my local bookshop, I came across a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought two.
The owner of the tailor's shop kept hovering over me while I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
Yesterday was National Awareness Day....
I didn't know that. ___ I found a Load of Zips and Buttons Dumped on my front lawn this morning..
Someone's been Fly Tipping. ___ Two blokes trapped in a cave,... ...
I didn't know that. ___ I found a Load of Zips and Buttons Dumped on my front lawn this morning..
Someone's been Fly Tipping. ___ Two blokes trapped in a cave,... ...
It was the Gold Medal Wrestling Match between the Irishman and American. The Irish wrestlers corner man told his wrestler that the American had never lost a match and was famous for his Pretzel... ...
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A policeman in full riot gear and taking on the protestors in Plymouth's Guildhall Square suddenly throws his shield down and starts running and running as if he was in a blind panic. Up the... ...
ज़िंदगी के खास दिन को मनाएं heartfelt birthday wishes के साथ! खोजें वो बेहतरीन शब्द जो किसी के जन्मदिन को और भी खास बना दें! ✨ चाहे वो रोमांटिक अंदाज़ में birthday wishes in hindi... ...
ज़िंदगी के खास दिन को मनाएं heartfelt birthday wishes के साथ! खोजें वो बेहतरीन शब्द जो किसी के जन्मदिन को और भी खास बना दें! ✨ चाहे वो रोमांटिक अंदाज़ में birthday wishes in hindi... ...
Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and... ...
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and... ...
My mate said to me: "Do you like wearing that hi vis jacket all the time?"
I said: "I wouldn’t be seen without it !!" ___ If my name was David and I had a boy, I would have to name him Harley.
That... ...
I said: "I wouldn’t be seen without it !!" ___ If my name was David and I had a boy, I would have to name him Harley.
That... ...
Portly pensioner Pete was shocked when he saw the state of his latest bank balance, and demanded to his long-suffering wife. "What the heck have you been doing with all that grocery money I gave... ...
I applied for a personal loan and they asked what its for.
I said "It's personal." ___ The instructions for the chicken goujons said "Turn halfway through cooking".
Now I'm facing away from the oven... ...
I said "It's personal." ___ The instructions for the chicken goujons said "Turn halfway through cooking".
Now I'm facing away from the oven... ...
And He told me he has a job working volunteer in the local park clearing rubbish. The boss handed him a litter stick and a bag and said "no experience needed, just pick it up as you go... ...
The vicar was preaching to his congregation… "I've got sad news, he said. The treasurer, Mr. Greenhill. has absconded with the church funds,so the church is now bankrupt.… before I make an appeal... ...
Rodney says to Trigger," I'm off to America tomorrow ",Trigger Says, "Delawere"? Rodneys says,"I haven't told him Yet." ___ Did you know that farmers who talk to there cows get more milk so it’s in... ...
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