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A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks pass the beggar again and notices...
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and...
A Little Three Year Old Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet. His Mother Thinks He Has Been In There Too Long, So She Goes In To See What's Up. The Little Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet Reading A Book. But...
A man walks into a jewellery store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring. Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with a handsome-sized rock in its centre. "Excuse me sir,"...
While visiting a friend in the hospital a young man noticed several pretty nurses, each one of them was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. “What does the pin signify?” he asked one of them....
This ad for a T-shirt amused me (a bit dated perhaps, but there you go). I have eliminated the Company as I don't want to he accused of Spamming. I can think of a few Abers who would gladly wear it...
A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course you may. What can I do for you?” “Well, I bought this expensive electronic...
What would you do if you were walking up the stairs and someone dumped a whole gallon of fart spray on you as a prank?
"How long have you been driving without a rear light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan. He seemed...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took £300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table. "Thanks," she said. "But I only charge £20." "Twenty quid for the...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and...
"You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge. "Yes," answered the suspect. "And what did you steal?" "A dress, your honour," replied the suspect. "One dress?" echoed the...
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot ?.
"Get out of my face!"...
The human hand holds 27 bones
Unless you're a frustrated male....
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret." "I don't know about that," answered a woman...
A boy comes home from school and runs to his father. The boy says, "Dad, a boy in my class calls me a gay". "Oh yeah? Well then beat him up!" says his dad. The boy replies, "I can't dad!" "Why not...
An English man is travelling on a train in a European country. His seatmate knows some English, and they end up chatting. The seatmate asks if the English man has children. The man says no. "Ah, so...
An antelope and a lion entered a diner and took a booth near the window. When the waiter approached, the antelope said, “I’ll have a bowl of hay and a side order of radishes.” “And what would your...
A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh." "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a...
"Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?" "No sir, it's Google's Pizza." "Did I dial the wrong number? "No sir, Google bought the pizza store." "Oh, alright then. I’d like to place an order please." "Okay sir,...
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