Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

What a delightful week we have had, climaxing in a glorious day at the local fruit and flower show where lordalex's onions failed to impress the judges yet again, but his leek was highly commended.

My own efforts in the home baking classes also got the thumbs down, but perhaps, as the judge commented, raisin and anchovy scones are something of an acquired taste.

My contributions to tonight's raffle are:

6 parsnips
3 carrots
and half a ball of gardening twine

As I am having trouble with the site tonight, I will post this slightly early.

[lardhelmet]

Mr Helmet's always telling me I have special talents, but I'm not sure he'd want me to discuss them in open forum!

[ttfn]

<sigh> and not for the first time petal. kilts lift more than eyebrows in this company ;o)

[Mamyalynne]

Now don't get me started Ena, he was spoken for before you flashed yer net at him, sniff

[Mamyalynne]

I am good on the washboard, maybe a skiffle combo could be formed?

[ladyalex]

I'm getting lost here.....ad not for the first time.....is it dear Alexanderd , currently in Cyprus , of whom we speak ?

[petal54]

the MO50's isn't wired for sound,so my 'talents' would be of little 'use'

[ladyalex]

A sniffle combo ?

[ttfn]

Modesty (almost) prevents but my talents are somewhat refined and fit for adult male company only - no offence ladies

[Mamyalynne]

Sob, shuffle, Hic!!

[petal54]

I must be off now,due for my session in a darkened room,all this kilt lifting may get me over excited!

[ladyalex]

I'm trying to get the pictures out of my mind, Ena

[ttfn]

Shall I hold your raffle tickets for safe keeping petal? (as safe as they can be round here)

[ladyalex]

Bye , petal. A short , but welcome, visit tonight.
See you next week if the Drs allow it.

[ttfn]

Don't worry malady I am sure matron is sufficiently peeved to want to develop them into something later. Any more tallkicks anyone? or is that wise in a kilt?

[Mamyalynne]

Bye Petal do hope the meds help xxx

[Mamyalynne]

Hope you are enjoying the nibbles, the stilton and walnut parcels are particularly good

[ttfn]

Has boxy dropped off on that hard settle in the main entrance hall? I hear she was up with the kittiwake this morning

[lardhelmet]

Where are you going to keep the raffle tickets ttfn - in your sporran?

Who's making the tailcocks this evening m'lady?

[dozeydo]

petal - yes! It's wonderful stuff although I would say it turns things more puse than purple

[ttfn]

Indeed they are so matron <though the string is a bit tough, and I didn't know you could get waxed stilton> the joys of the pound shop!