Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

What a delightful week we have had, climaxing in a glorious day at the local fruit and flower show where lordalex's onions failed to impress the judges yet again, but his leek was highly commended.

My own efforts in the home baking classes also got the thumbs down, but perhaps, as the judge commented, raisin and anchovy scones are something of an acquired taste.

My contributions to tonight's raffle are:

6 parsnips
3 carrots
and half a ball of gardening twine

As I am having trouble with the site tonight, I will post this slightly early.

[lardhelmet]

*shop

[ttfn]

Hammer throwing for me please - I can chuck it a long way (but not as far as sighpress, unfortunately). sniff sniff

[anneasquith]

ive never invisable .enjoy your evening all.

[ttfn]

Mr Helmet bagged airplanes lardy - what gun did he use for cryin' out loud ?

[lardhelmet]

Sounds delicious mamy. Scotch helmet has a tad more beetroot in it than the usual run of the mill ones

[ttfn]

bye anne - take care
Matron a scotch helmet is like a pointed scotch egg but keep it under your hat

[ladyalex]

Is that like a scotch bonnet ?
Look out if it is...fiery!

[ttfn]

too many of them and you will be running more than a tad over the hills lardy <sniggers>

[Mamyalynne]

Anne you will only be camouflaged if you sit on the Stewart tartan rug

Glad the drink is to your liking dear

[ttfn]

don't say 'f -i - r - e -y' out so loud milady in case they hear next door. You know what they are like with fireworks - their bangers spoiled our bbq that we didn't have last time you were stravinging (phew I think I got away with that - promised not to drop my beloved in it)

[ladyalex]

Drop him in what ?

[Mamyalynne]

Will you stop wittering away in such lovey dovey terms or I shall sulk for a month!!

Am having a large Rum and Wincarnis sling now am quite shaky.

[ladyalex]

Perhaps we should retire to the smaller lower withdrawing room, Mamya.
I'm sure you could recover your composture there....and we could discuss membership fees

[ttfn]

Please yourself but I am not cleaning the moat out tonight - not my job, I don't pay to do that sort of work. Anyway i am not so completely trusting of my beloved after his phone call to me today

[Mamyalynne]

You cannot get any more out of me Milady, blood, stone etc I even had to let Alfie share my lunch.

Penury penury oh woo is me

[Mamyalynne]

or woe ^^^

[ladyalex]

I didn't mean to raise your wages, Mamya.....I meant we could look at raising the subs ....don't want any riff-raff joining and lowering the tone

[Mamyalynne]

And why do you doubt your so called beloved now may I ask

[ttfn]

too late by half

[ttfn]

well like I said he phoned me today and in his own words he said 'there is plenty to do in knickers here' I am not happy, not happy at all