Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

What a delightful week we have had, climaxing in a glorious day at the local fruit and flower show where lordalex's onions failed to impress the judges yet again, but his leek was highly commended.

My own efforts in the home baking classes also got the thumbs down, but perhaps, as the judge commented, raisin and anchovy scones are something of an acquired taste.

My contributions to tonight's raffle are:

6 parsnips
3 carrots
and half a ball of gardening twine

As I am having trouble with the site tonight, I will post this slightly early.

[ladyalex]

Just try saying it slowly, Ena.
Pants here
Pants here
Pants here

[Mamyalynne]

Are we having a collection, shall I put society's bloomers in , cannot find the vase

[ttfn]

you are looking a little pale actually matron are you overdoing things? I hope not. Why doesn't lardy give a talk on tomato chutney - the next generation and I know for sure that boxy does a very good rendition of Rambling Rose up a drainpipe

[ladyalex]

All breakages must be paid for,......

[lardhelmet]

mamy's the chutney queen ttfn - I am just a humble grower of the red fruit

[ttfn]

boxy is NO Ima Sumac milady - the crystal lead is safe

[Mamyalynne]

Have not broken it just can't find it, nothing has been the same since Ena resurrected David Nixon

[ttfn]

Mamya is excellent lardy (but she does get a little carried away in front of that punch bowl and tailcock shaker - anything could end up in our glasses. Anyway - you grew green ones - ripening occurred much later

[lardhelmet]

Maybe ttfn could give a talk on 50 things to do with a hairnet.

[Meg]

Society left her knickers!! She has gone down in my estimation.
Here's the vase mamya, caught hump using it for one on those sample things. Is he okay, look a bit yellow.

[ladyalex]

I used to like David Nixon...he was so charming.....always had a nice white hankie in his top pocket. I like a man who uses a hankie, cannot be doing with tissues on a man.

ttfn...have you risen from your decline ?
Are we safe from the hairnet ?

[lardhelmet]

And I owe it all to you ttfn. My life is transformed.

[supersuezy24]

Evening all :)

[Mamyalynne]

You can make very good chutney from green tomatoes, oh the vase lovely will give it a rinse out

[lardhelmet]

Hi suezy. Tread carefully round ttfn & mamy - man trouble!

[supersuezy24]

Haha you're talking to me here..Man trouble follows me around hahaha
More trouble than they are worth..well in my experience anyway haha

[lindylou16]

My mum said she will give something, she wants to build a hole, and put water in it.
She means well.

[ttfn]

sorry - just had a little smokette outside. hiya suezy ♥

[ttfn]

ROFL at lindy <waves>

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Suezy and Lindylou we don't really need another water feature as we have the moat but thank your mother, does she know you are up so late?