I want a Fatboy!

[swedeheart]

Does anyone have a Fatboy Original ? If so, would you perform a small experiment for me please! Is it possible to mould Fatboy into a 90 degree angle lengthwise, i.e. the way you would "fold" it if you were to place it as temporary padding on a wooden settee? Thanks!

[netibiza]

Where is El Vin these days? Carnival day here, but it's very cloudy and I may just resist the call of the drums today and stay at home, trouble is I hate mssing out on anything!!

[netibiza]

ps. how do i run a virus scan??

[woofgang]

hello all, just popped in between napping and going to bed. I am on some stuff called metronizadole which means no alcohol at all in the least not even a little bit as it makes you throw up. The upside is that between that that and the painkillers I am completely spaced out and don't care. Tooth gets pulled on friday....oooh look sparkly fairies....dogs and OH are being very kind. Tooth infection has sperad to sinus and chest so i have a heavy cold type thing as well....now I have made you all feel sorry i'm leaving!!!
Neti, what ant virus software have you got?

[jno]

ooh, look at that! I have been allowed back on to AB, maybe because it's the middle of the night (not here), and only on the grounds that I don't actually have anything to say. I have an upset stomach and a cold and feel like death but at least the sun is shining (just) and I am not having to microwave the slippers. I'm sorry others are in the grip of medications and woofgang, I don't think neti's anti virus system is what you want, they only work on computers, not on people.

[netibiza]

morning all. poor woofy and jno and jude's leg hope you all get better soon, and hope things get better for shaney (gosh i feel like the vicar in church,) Bet that Vinny knows all about that stuff that woofy's on!! And not forgetting dear old Robi hope you are feeling OK!

Just had my smear test and for the first time ever it didn't hurt, brill cos i was terrified. Some new liquid technology, and that's the last of 'em as far as i'm concerned. Sorry about not using capitals, can't be bothered.

[shaneystar2]

Just want say Goodnight all ..hope everyone soon gets over their colds ,gammy legs , dodgy gnashers,upset tums and that your result is clear neti .
Yes ....Where is Vinny anyway ? Too quiet for my liking .Hope he's OK .If we don't hear anything by Friday I'll send a message by seagull post ..that should wake him up :)
Hope you are OK too Robinia ...or have you been hypnotised ....when I click my fingers ....:))

[netibiza]

Morning all, hope you are all feeling better today. The sun is shining and it's lovely here. Am off to spend money, just got the urge, so am off at a great rate of knots to the shops, nothing glam, an electric kettle(I have 4) but want a newer one.and anything else which grabs my fancy (no woofy, not a passing Spaniard, although you never know!) See you later!

shaney thanks for good wishes but am not worried one iota re smear test, it was just something I felt I had to do for the last time!!

[Robinia]

Good mornong....'cept it's not good it's dull & drizzly.
Hypnotised shaney? I think traumatised would be closer to it....everytime I pick up the phone there seems to be some one who's unwell, stressed or there's sad news.
has anyone any good news to share please?

[netibiza]

Yes good news! I've spent all my daughter's money, love it!!

[Robinia]

well it won't be good when your daughter finds out will it neti? You'll be hiding in the closet with George & Baz.....so c'mon then, show us what you bought....

[netibiza]

Unfotunately it has to be paid back - by me!

[netibiza]

My my it's quiet in here today - where on earth is everyone?

[Robinia]

a'noon...on earth neti? no one on here lives on earth do they? I thought I was chatting to aliens

recognise him shaney?

[woofgang]

ooooh the last smear test....now that will be something to celebrate (how shall we do that....answers on a postcard please)
Tooth is now out and infection more or less cleared up. I am allowed alcohol from tomorrow eveninmg so normal service should be resumed then. At present I am pretty high on fear adrenaline and local anaesthetic.
Iknow what you mean about the need to spend...there is a superb set of scrapbooking stuff that beckons me siren like from a shopping website (QVC if you must know) ...not sure how much longer I can hold out for.
Any sign of Vinny??
Neti did you get the puter virus scanned okay?

[shaneystar2]

Oh nooo .I haven't got a clue Robinia Is it one of my old flames ..John Nettles ? Michael Kitchen ?
Surely not Neil Oliver in drag ? Or whispering Dan as a young buck . My memory fails me .Please tell me who it is .

My brother came round this morning 'cos I make him a bread pudding and he had a face like a fiddle .
He's still limping after his disastrous knee op and he was putting some sacks of compost,which had been delivered into a wheelbarrow to take round to the back of the house .He said to me that some young chap had come up to him and said in a broad Norfolk accent ..." Heng yew on old boy, I'll lift them there sacks fer yew " He was most put out that someone had called him an "old boy " .
He said he stood on his dignity and politely refused his offer of help but muttered "sod off " under his breath . I shruck with laughter .
So Neti now has five kettles ! Blimey how the other half live eh :))) You only need two more pet then you'll have one for every day of the week :))
Glad to see your tooth has gone woofy . Toothache is horrible . It's such a relief when they come out .
I'm going out tomorrow to buy a teatowel .
Have a nice weekend all xxxx

[Robinia]

Well you seem to be making sense today woofy, not sure if that's a good or bad thing :o) If it means you're feeling better then it's gotta be good.....Oh please, don't mention QVC, it's so awful you just have to watch it don't you? <has a quick peek to see what's on>..... watches, mmm, could do with a new one, my Gucci's got dust inside the face now. My oldest bought it on holiday for me, erm, about 5 years ago....I'm still waiting for the certificate of authenticity to arrive in the post....

well guessed shaney 'tis Michael K when he was in The Brontes of Haworth in 1973! Handsome eh, but what about that hair? hahaha

[shaneystar2]

Oooh I say Robinia ..he's much sexier nowadays .
I think it must be something to do with that trilby he wears in Foyle .
Whatever was that thing he was in where he was accused of murdering his wife in a country house somewhere ?
It was ever so good and I would love to watch it again .

[Robinia]

morning ...why do these weather women keep saying how mild it is?! Not so!

That sounded vaguely familiar shaney so I donned my Miss Marple titfer & investigated...would it have been Dandelion Dead? Sarah Miles played the wife & was based on the true story about Major Herbert Armstrong.
You can buy it on Amazon
I loved Reckless with Francesca Annis & Robson Green, I must get the dvd, & one of the best Dalziel & Pascoe episodes was when he was in it.

poop, poop, & thrice poop...Clive Owen was on Jon Ross last night & guess who fell asleep?!! Some twittering actress came on & bored me into unconciousness... I'll see if it's on t'inter....

[shaneystar2]

I've found it Robinia !
It was called Alibi .
Phyllis Logan was in it . But I don't think there 's a DVD :(

[netibiza]

Girls if you download UKNova you can watch all the missed programmes. I have it and it's brill, saw something called Ladies of Letters from it and it's so funny. I also catch up every week with Corrie and EAstenders now.