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Adult Skiers

Newly weds Rod and Hannah and Rods old buddy Jack, loaded up the 4x4 and set off for a skiing weekend up in the Alaskan mountains. It was a long arduous drive up to Rods small ski cabin. They arrived...
21:04 Thu 21st Jan 2016
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My Carpet Bedding Has Taken A Beating...

this winter, what with all these heavy frosts. It looks like its Wilton....
20:04 Thu 21st Jan 2016
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All Those Years, I Had It Wrong...

Heard a song on the radio on the drive back tonight, I happily sung along with it and thought to myself, yep....'Its Only Make believe' probably one of Elvis's best ever songs. When the record...
17:40 Thu 21st Jan 20163 answers, last by Lie-in King 17:46 Thu 21st Jan 2016
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Return Of The Nuthatch

I was delighted to see a nuthatch on my bird feeder this morning, as they had seemed to become rather scarce. I don't think think there is anything quite like them. I'm hoping more will come....
11:59 Thu 21st Jan 20168 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:48 Thu 21st Jan 2016
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Short Cut To Potato Baking

Its gonna be baked potato with cheese and beans tonight. So, can I part cook the spud in the microwave, to save on cooking time, if so how long for ?. TIA.....
10:39 Wed 20th Jan 201625 answers, last by retrocop 13:22 Wed 20th Jan 2016
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News Flash...

Thieves got away with the days takings from a barbers shop in the town of Ilkley today. Police have been combing the area....
21:56 Tue 19th Jan 201620 answers, last by cupid04 23:43 Tue 19th Jan 2016
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Kitchen Sink Not Emptying

After washing a few pots and pans, this morning, the sink continued to fill up, even though the plug wasn't in. I've tried using a plunger, but to no avail. How can I sort out the problem ? Ps, the...
10:11 Tue 19th Jan 201613 answers, last by Ric.ror 14:03 Tue 19th Jan 2016
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Life On Mars

I've just heard Rick Wakemans instrumental version of David Bowies 'Life On Mars' and its absolutely fantastic! The proceeds are goring to McMillan cancer research and I hope it will raise a lot of...
18:59 Mon 18th Jan 201611 answers, last by ichkeria 10:01 Wed 20th Jan 2016
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Gone To The Pub. Back Shoon.

A blowfly goes into a seedy back street bar and asks " is this stool taken ?"...
11:50 Mon 18th Jan 20163 answers, last by Calibax 12:06 Mon 18th Jan 2016
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The Happy Wanderer...

Whilst on a hiking/camping trip, I was forced to pitch my tent on a village green, due to it starting to get dark. First thing the following morning, the village bobby, rudely woke me and told me, I...
18:02 Sat 16th Jan 201611 answers, last by Svejk 22:52 Sun 17th Jan 2016
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Well Spotted...

I was in a pub in Glasgow the other day and I got talking to one of the locals and couldn't help noticing the he had a lot of pockmarks on his face. Towards the end of the evening, I said to him...
18:01 Sun 10th Jan 2016
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Good Choice Of Song For A Change!

I'm referring to the 'Who' number the 'Seeker' on a TV advert. Refreshing to hear it again, after so many years, and it still sounds fresh....
12:08 Fri 08th Jan 201613 answers, last by Togo 12:22 Tue 26th Jan 2016
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Caffeine Shampoo...

The much advertised product. What are the benefits ?...
01:04 Sun 03rd Jan 20162 answers, last by Elina 13:13 Sun 03rd Jan 2016
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Gravy ?

I'm having toad in the hole, mash and peas, tonight. The trouble is, my gravy granules have gone rock solid, in the bottom of the jar and it says best before Oct 2014. All I have is some vegetable...
18:55 Fri 01st Jan 201610 answers, last by Tilly2 20:21 Fri 01st Jan 2016
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Drinking Buddies

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish style bar in New York City and both order a pint of Guinness. one of the men turns to the other and asks, " so where are you from ?" "I'm from...
20:40 Wed 30th Dec 20152 answers, last by tonyav 21:56 Wed 30th Dec 2015
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All Those Jokes About...

black pepper, they're so corny but they still crack me up....
18:34 Mon 28th Dec 201526 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:42 Mon 28th Dec 2015
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In The Kitchen

A woman walked into the kitchen and saw her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "So...how many have you killed ?" she asked. "So...
18:11 Mon 28th Dec 20152 answers, last by cupid04 02:59 Tue 29th Dec 2015
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A One Off ?

Watching some old footage of 'Top Of The Pops' (60's & 70's) last night, I was surprised to see Elton John miming piano playing with T Rex (Get it On). I wondered if he was on the actual recording of...
11:07 Sun 27th Dec 20159 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:57 Wed 30th Dec 2015
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Boxing Day Sales...

A woman was out shopping among the boxing day crowds, when she spotted the ideal dress to wear at the coming new years eve party. She rushes into the shop and says to a sales assistant "can I try that...
11:52 Sat 26th Dec 20151 answer, last by marval 17:11 Sat 26th Dec 2015
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This Will Sleigh You...

An East Lothian couple rushed their Staffordshire Bull Terier Dog to the Vets today, after they came down stairs, this morning to find the dog had eaten most of the Christmas decorations. A spokes...
20:11 Thu 24th Dec 20154 answers, last by marval 23:03 Thu 24th Dec 2015

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